Friday Faust

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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paint it black
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I sold my ringpiece to satan in order to get that extra pint. Granted I should've gotten a written contract and maybe even a witness or two. It turned out to be a bum deal.

...But on this happy Friday I was wondering cosmetic surgery, who would, what and why? :roll:
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markfiend
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When I was a little kid I wanted my ears pinned back, but I kind of "grew into" them; by the time I was 18 I wasn't bothered any more.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Francis
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Does a discectomy count?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Thea
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i'd like feet that fit into normal-shaped shoes.
please.
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emilystrange
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slightly taller with a size bigger feet.. that's a convenience thing, not a vanity thing.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Quiff Boy
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d00mw0lf wrote:i'd like feet that fit into normal-shaped shoes.
please.
but you wouldnt wear them anyway, would you? :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Thea
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Quiff Boy wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:i'd like feet that fit into normal-shaped shoes.
please.
but you wouldnt wear them anyway, would you? :lol:
true :roll:
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Carrie
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Bugger THAT, Doomy, some of us are counting on your bringing commercial pressure to bear! I'm 5' 11 with size 9 feet & it's just about time I could BUY normal shoes without spending silly money for horrid grown up work shoes. What we need is more teenagers with big feet!
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Francis
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'Ave tha dropped yet lass?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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rian
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I want bigger biceps

:innocent:
I think someone set my soul alight
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pikkrong
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I'd like to see Sisters in England. And get Underneath The Rock issues 1 and 14.
But I have no soul to sell to Mephistopheles, I sold it already to a local bank (which is almost the same). :evil:
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Mrs. Snowey
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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Don't mind being a shortarse (it can fool people into thinking you're not a threat :twisted: :lol: :twisted: ). But I wouldn't mind being a little less, ahem, "broad" :(
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Mrs. Snowey
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BTW, I think if I sold my soul to Lucifer, he'd probably ask for his money back.
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Brideoffrankenstein
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I would like my hair be be longer though I suppose it is already fairly long but it seems to have stopped growing. I would also like to be taller. I'm 5ft 6in which is fairly average. At the moment I correct this problem by wearing 4 inch platform boots whenever I go out! But I would still wear them even if I got to be taller
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