Teenagers!

[Francis]

Anyone know some good Pick-Up lines?
I seam to remember allot of failed attempts wish I'm trying to erase from my memory.

"Get yer coat. You've pulled." (Never used it myself mind )

[Ed Rhombus]

Tips for feeling young

Work with older people
I'm the youngest bar one in my office
I'm the youngest in my band by a good few years

Go to see Gary Numan
His fans are old, you'll feel like a baby trust me

Volenteer at Age Concern
Two hours of 'young man/lady' does you the world of good

[christophe]

Christophe wanders around at some lame party and sees a nice Girl.
C: Hey don’t I know you from somewhere?
Girl: sorry, I don’t seem to remember you, how do you know me?
C: I don’t remember, from where are you?
Girl: I’m from *****
C: oh that’s not far away, I’m from *****
Girl: I don’t know anyone in ****
Girl: but you are probably mistaking me with my sister.
C: I don’t think so
Girl: yes you probably are
C: No I really don’t think so (getting frustrated, the conversation is getting nowhere)
Girl: wait a second (waves into the distance at some other girl)
C: (watching how her TWIN sister approaches)
Girl: (to her sister) do you know this boy?
Sister: No I don’t think so, from where are you?
C: (runs away in distress and shame)

[DerekR]

Anyone know some good Pick-Up lines?
I seam to remember allot of failed attempts wish I'm trying to erase from my memory.

Here's 10p, phone yer Mum and tell her you're not coming home



....nah, never did work.

[emilystrange]

i don't think any one has ever used a chat up line on me.....
certainly not one of those.

[Francis]

i don't think any one has ever used a chat up line on me.....
certainly not one of those.

What's the weather like down there?

[hallucienate]

i don't think any one has ever used a chat up line on me.....
certainly not one of those.

What's the weather like down there?

oh, how many times have I heard that, but having "down" replaced with "up"

[emilystrange]

THAT does not constitute a chat up line. Its just rude.
*tosses head indignantly*

[Francis]

THAT does not constitute a chat up line. Its just rude.
*tosses head indignantly*

I've still got the touch then.

[emilystrange]

you've got the touch alright, matey.. a great big slap touch right across the chops.

[Loki]

'Hi, can I buy you breakfast?' got me slapped once ...

[emilystrange]

were you surprised??

[Loki]

were you surprised??

Or was it spanked ...

[emilystrange]

only you know which end of you hurt

[Francis]

you've got the touch alright, matey.. a great big slap touch right across the chops.

And you wonder why no-one ever tried to chat you up?

[emilystrange]

As i've said before, the idea of beauty where i came from was blonde and blue eyed and skimpily dressed, not small goth girls with long sleeves and skirts.
So no, and usually, if someone tried, they WERE taking the p*ss. so deserved a slap.
in a nutshell.

[Francis]

But you've got over it now, right?

[emilystrange]

i'm just married now....
people are still liable for a slap if i think they're messing about.
or if they touch... which has happened. i dont think he thought i would, but i did.

[Francis]

My mate from school had this theory that the way to pull a good looking lass was to chat up her less attractive friend and wait for the green-eyed monster to take hold. I always found the less attractive ones more interesting myself. Just as well really.

Another guy I lived with at University had a theory that Poly girls were easier on the basis that they hadn't got into University cos they'd partied more than they'd studied. Nurses were supposed to be a pushover.

[emilystrange]

SG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hallucienate]

FFS Dave!!!!

[Francis]

SG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooh! Is that the time? Must dash...

[Francis]

FFS Dave!!!!

But then you have to remember that it was around the time of the first Aids scare so there wasn't as much free-love around as we'd been led to expect. At least that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

[Quiff Boy]

never had any trouble "back in the day"

...but then being a semi-intelligent, quasi-good looking, thing young goth chap in a club full of ropey old goth men, stupid & ugly baby-goth kiddies, and a plethora of (borderline psychotic) nubile gothettes worked in my favour, i'm sure

[emilystrange]

being kinda cute didn't hurt either.... hee