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CorpPunk
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Read this and be profoundly grossed out:

Voronezh Scientists Turn Blood into Coffee, Milk, Chocolate

I ain't eatin' that shit. I don't care how eco-friendly it is.
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Andie
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that sounds/reads totally disgusting...


*remembers that he loves black pudding*



best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
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Burn wrote:best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
but abstinence is safer ;)

urgh! :urff:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Burn wrote:best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
but abstinence is safer ;)

urgh! :urff:

safer indeed


but not half as much fun! 8) :wink:
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Burn wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
Burn wrote:best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
but abstinence is safer ;)

urgh! :urff:

safer indeed


but not half as much fun! 8) :wink:
so you like living on the edge, huh? :lol:
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black puddin rocks :D a bit of brown sauce and bacon, lurvley :D not sure about the other stuff? I mean how can they make it into other foods?
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It's The Moscow News. Approximately as reliable source of facts as The Weekly World News I reckon. :lol:
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I've changed my mind. I would be happy to eat Russian Blood Food, as long as the ketchup is made from tomatoes.
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Hmmm.
Anyone for a yummy bar of Soylent Green?

The War on Terror, The PATRIOT Act, every day the world seems to move a little
closer to the dystopian future of Orwell.
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Or Mega-City One :|
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Or Mega-City One :|
True, though some ideas are worth considering.
I'd be all for recycling the dead.
After seventy years of using up the planet's resources why shouldn't
you be expected to give something back?
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As far as I'm concerned, if the (obviously good-looking) corpse I leave behind is of any use whatsoever, they're welcome to it :D

I quite like the idea of the "Smokatoriums" too. If anyone wants to smoke, make them go to a designated plastic bubble so they don't contaminate anyone else :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Burn wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote: but abstinence is safer ;)

urgh! :urff:

safer indeed


but not half as much fun! 8) :wink:
so you like living on the edge, huh? :lol:
Sharp as a tack there Quiff...but seriously...what is the worst that can happen to ya?... :wink:

:urff:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:As far as I'm concerned, if the (obviously good-looking) corpse I leave behind is of any use whatsoever, they're welcome to it :D

I quite like the idea of the "Smokatoriums" too. If anyone wants to smoke, make them go to a designated plastic bubble so they don't contaminate anyone else :lol:

*sparks up a ciggie...inhales...coughs...splutters...exhales quickly...glances nervously around incase anyone saw me!*


personally...i like to have a drink with my smoke break...makes it look more like a tea break with the occasional ciggie...

but when it come to recycling my wasted carcass...i'd rather be cremated and then planted with a tree in a green burial ground...let my ashes choke the life outta the tree :innocent: :wink: :twisted:
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i know which i'd prefer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3915659.stm :urff:
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That's the point, they just mope about a bit
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