I could have sworn I'd already posted this, but I can't find it, so...
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27/7/04
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Mrs RicheyJames
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James Blast
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G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Bush in his chair reached for the aftershave. Bush was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Kerry and said, "How about you?"
Kerry replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Bush in his chair reached for the aftershave. Bush was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Kerry and said, "How about you?"
Kerry replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele