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It is the day when she will be doing her traditional Polish dancing (no potatoe jokes), in front of our Queen (gawd bless her)

So good luck to M...
:smile:


No Martin, I haven't suddenly changed into a raving royal watcher ok!

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The Queen is the one on the left...

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http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page1.asp

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On Jul 11, 2002 9:57am, mikey wrote:
It is the day when she will be doing her traditional Polish dancing (no potatoe jokes), in front of our Queen (gawd bless her)

So good luck to M...
:smile:
Is it today?
Good luck
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On Jul 11, 2002 10:00am, mikey wrote:
The Queen is the one on the left...

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;D ;D ;D Glad you said it, we could make a mistake
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sarky bastards... })

(i mean sarcastic persons) :von:

yes it was today and the dancing was so electric that the Queen had to watch from the safety of Harewood House itself, upstairs, behind glass and she did however say that it was lovely so the local TV channels that covered the event promptly didn't show ANY Polish dancing at all on their special news bulletins and instead concentrated on the Queen's visit to Emmerdale Farm a soap opera set in the countryside and treated the Queen to an exploding Post Office and if i see that flaming explosion again i will get :smile: but he probably had wind and my wife also had to sing the British National Anthem which until last week i didn't know had a second verse - now you have to remember that this was to celebrate ethnic diversity in Yorkshire ;-) oh and it also proves that in order to see my wife Polish dancing you have to be a reigning monarch or landed gentry or a lord or a lady or an ex England football manager now manager of Leeds United or anybody else that happened to be passing or just not me...

did i forget anything? :von:

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Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
Tenei te tangata puhuru huru
Nana nei i tiki mai
Whakawhiti te ra
A upa ... ne! ka upa ... ne!
A upane kaupane whiti te ra!
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get her to the wendyhouse Bar code....
pants re the tv doofer.....anyway, bollox to the queen, ungreatful cow.... :P :P :P :P
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not her scene, man...

(what i really mean by that is don't you think i see enough of her and for god's sake can i go out by myself just once and i love her after 7 years? :von: )

i'm too honest...
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
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On Jul 11, 2002 9:13pm, bar code wrote:
my wife also had to sing the British National Anthem which until last week i didn't know had a second verse
:von:

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Nana nei i tiki mai
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A upa ... ne! ka upa ... ne!
A upane kaupane whiti te ra!
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Not only does it have two...but I think it has 4

The third verse never gets sung anymore and is about cutting down the rebellious Scots and the like (Billy Connelly does a rather amusing skit about the national anthem being the Archers and he does mention this rarely sung third verse! LMAO)

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Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,
May by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush and like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush,
God save the King.

There you go......

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but that says "God save the King" - Debs? ;D

it must carry an "internationally unfriendly, do not sing" warning! :roll:
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
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(Billy Connelly does a rather amusing skit about the national anthem being the Archers and he does mention this rarely sung third verse! LMAO)
rumti-te-tum-ti-tum-te-tum
rumti-te-tum-ti-tum
rumti-te-tum-ti-tum-te-tum
rumti-ti-tiddly-tum

and the audience would be going

tum-te-tiddly!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

mind you - that's when he was really funny!
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On Jul 11, 2002 9:18pm, mikey wrote:
get her to the wendyhouse Bar code....
pants re the tv doofer.....anyway, bollox to the queen, ungreatful cow.... :P :P :P :P
however - the Polish contigent were the only people that the Queen talked to afterwards! And the Lord that organised the event called the choreographer Friday night to thank her and said that the Queen had really enjoyed the dancing and singing and that for HER to do that was an incredibly big compliment! HA!

oh and if you look very closely in Friday's Yorkshire Evening Post, middle pages, you can see my wife's head, from a distance - i will scan it, blow it up and post it later because i'm so proud! :blush:

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Oh he still tickles me........

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p.s. OOOhh ooh oh oh oh...Eddie Izzard is touring again next year.....he's on my wish list, he WILL be mine...
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On Jul 13, 2002 6:33pm, bar code wrote:


oh and if you look very closely in Friday's Yorkshire Evening Post, middle pages, you can see my wife's head, from a distance - i will scan it, blow it up and post it later because i'm so proud! :blush:
Please do, i want to see it :smile:
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On Jul 13, 2002 6:35pm, Debaser wrote:
Oh he still tickles me........

Debaser

p.s. OOOhh ooh oh oh oh...Eddie Izzard is touring again next year.....he's on my wish list, he WILL be mine...
No no no, mine I think...... :von:
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On Jul 13, 2002 6:35pm, Debaser wrote:

OOOhh ooh oh oh oh...Eddie Izzard is touring again next year.....
only if i let him have time off from his job as my personal valet/butler :wink:

izzard! another g'n't and easy on the tonic this time :roll:
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On Jul 14, 2002 7:02pm, groupie smurph wrote:
On Jul 13, 2002 6:35pm, Debaser wrote:
Oh he still tickles me........

Debaser

p.s. OOOhh ooh oh oh oh...Eddie Izzard is touring again next year.....he's on my wish list, he WILL be mine...
No no no, mine I think...... :von:
If it came to fisticuffs my dear.........I'd want the kendo suit and fuk off big stick!! LOL

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You have no chance Groupie...he wouldn't be able to fit into yer dresses!

And to make sure this thread stays true to it's title ;-)

Bar Code's wife could dance at the wedding feast.......hee hee

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I'm sorry Debs but he's mine. I could always buy extra big dresses anyway....not my fault I'm a skinny runt.... :sad:
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On Jul 14, 2002 7:27pm, Debaser wrote:
You have no chance Groupie...he wouldn't be able to fit into yer dresses!

And to make sure this thread stays true to it's title ;-)

Bar Code's wife could dance at the wedding feast.......hee hee

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apparently she danced in Chapeltown on Saturday, and lived!!!
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On Jul 14, 2002 10:04pm, groupie smurph wrote:
I'm sorry Debs but he's mine.
So do I get Mikey as a consolation prize then?????????


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you want...only just run in, low milage, only slightly scuffed... :eek:
cleans up well...

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On Jul 15, 2002 12:12pm, Debaser wrote:
On Jul 14, 2002 10:04pm, groupie smurph wrote:
I'm sorry Debs but he's mine.
So do I get Mikey as a consolation prize then?????????


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Hmmm, not sure how I feel about my hubby being described as a consolation prize..... but if you want him chick far be it for me to stand in the way of true love!!! I would like to point out that you haven't actually met him yet and so may change your mind....... :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: ;-)
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And likewise....


But hey, I could put a bag on his head........plasstic one if he likes that sort of thing :eek:

;-)

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humf, and i thought i was on to a sure bet... :sad:
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