Is Carl Marcus an a--hole?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Carl Marcus was born on a kitchen table in the South Bronx. He is now a multi-millionaire in Georgia, where he drives ultra-expensive cars and has traded up to his sixth wife.

Early in his career, Marcus's business mentor was a part-owner of the famous Las Vegas casino, Caesar's Palace. Nowadays, Marcus runs a second hand Rolex and estate jewellery business.

Word on the street is that he might be a prick.

His website http://capetowndiamond.com is certainly eccentric - and not only does he sell Rolexes there, his website also freely offers his advice on everything from successful selling to getting a divorce.

Here's a snippet for singles:

"If you fear rejection you are sh-t out of luck. Hitting the bars and the clubs is always easier, with alcohol to bolster your courage. Don't believe all that cr-p about not being able to meet someone decent at a bar, that's complete bullsh-t. Some of the winners of my life were met that way."

For more insightful tidbits of Carl Marcus wisdom, check out these links, a few of Carl's essays on life's important issues......


WHY PEOPLE ARE FULL OF CR-P THESE DAYS: http://capetowncorp.com/flash/full_of_crap.html

(NOTE: manually re-type the above URL into your browser if you want to get to the page properly! Heartland has blotted out the word 'cr-p' from the URL - how touchy!)

WHY NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE:
http://capetowncorp.com/flash/no_listen.html

THINKING OF GETTING MARRIED?
http://capetowncorp.com/flash/marriage.html

THINKING OF GETTING DIVORCED?
http://capetowncorp.com/flash/divorce.html

NEED A JOB?
http://capetowncorp.com/flash/employment.html

ARE YOU *REALLY* IN LOVE?
http://capetowncorp.com/flash/love.html

THINKING OF GETTING A MISTRESS?
http://capetowncorp.com/flash/mistress.html

MEETING SINGLES:
http://capetowncorp.com/flash/girl.html

---- read Carl's comments and decide for yourself!
.... there is no semblance of rock 'n roll around here!
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