Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 14:47
I'm on countdown, till life changes forever, for good or bad...
I am trying hard NOT to mess about.
Tis not working.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Loki
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11 Aug 2004, 14:56
emilystrange wrote: I'm on countdown
Can you get me Carol Vorderman's autograph? Ta.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 14:58
silly arse. yes, of course. anything else? a better home, perhaps?
I'm SOOOOOOOOOO easily distracted..
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Loki
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11 Aug 2004, 15:00
emilystrange wrote: anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Spiggy's hat
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11 Aug 2004, 15:12
JB wrote: emilystrange wrote: anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta.
He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
The above point is perhaps the most boring statement ever made on HL, & I am ashamed to have made it
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Give me one good reason
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 15:13
if you prefer, i will have words with costume, and get him into some spandex instead?
although there are some people who shouldn't, truthfully, wear it.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Thea
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11 Aug 2004, 15:13
JB wrote: emilystrange wrote: anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta.
hasn't he got a gaggle of blue-rinced groupies that make all his clothes for him?
Loki
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11 Aug 2004, 15:21
spiggy's hat wrote: He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
d00mwolf wrote: hasn't he got a gaggle of blue-rinced groupies that make all his clothes for him?
How do you people know such stuff?
Next, someone will post the link to his fan club web-site ...
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 15:25
you had to encourage, didn't you? my afternoon is ruined....
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Thea
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11 Aug 2004, 15:33
i could show you the shop where he gets his shoes - it's in filey. He's also the mayor of wetwang.
i don't know how or why i know any of this
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11 Aug 2004, 15:37
I knew he was the mayor of Wetwang.
IIRC that place has a rather interesting definition in "The Meaning Of Liff"
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Thea
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11 Aug 2004, 15:41
yeah...
nothing beats "duddo" though.
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11 Aug 2004, 15:59
*nods* Nice
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 16:00
I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
markfiend
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11 Aug 2004, 16:05
We aim to please
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Loki
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11 Aug 2004, 16:09
emilystrange wrote: I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.
Yeh but look what you've got coming ..."Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
Kids huh?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 16:18
and this is any different? I don't need too much training to deal with those things.
Heartland forum = secret reception class simulation exercise.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
markfiend
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11 Aug 2004, 16:18
JB wrote: "Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
No change there then
*Edit: Bollocks! Beat me to it!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Loki
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11 Aug 2004, 16:25
markfiend wrote: JB wrote: "Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
No change there then
*Edit: Bollocks! Beat me to it!
And which 'incident' are you 'fessing to Marky Mark ..?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
markfiend
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11 Aug 2004, 16:27
Merely commenting on the behaviour of others.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Spiggy's hat
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11 Aug 2004, 16:31
JB wrote: spiggy's hat wrote: He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
How do you people know such stuff?
I thought that it was common knowledge
Give me one good reason
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 16:32
markfiend wrote: Merely commenting on the behaviour of others.
so was i
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
christophe
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11 Aug 2004, 16:32
Lost you guys somewhere at the first posts
At last I figured out what’s it about (thanks to
JB 's post)
Beware of the smallest one’s Emily, they are the worst!
Another Shade of You.
emilystrange
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11 Aug 2004, 16:33
You know full well that I AM one of the smallest ones.....
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
christophe
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11 Aug 2004, 16:36
emilystrange wrote: You know full well that I AM one of the smallest ones.....
my point exactly
Another Shade of You.