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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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I'm on countdown, till life changes forever, for good or bad... :von:

I am trying hard NOT to mess about. :? Tis not working. ;D
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emilystrange wrote:I'm on countdown
:eek: Can you get me Carol Vorderman's autograph? Ta. :innocent:
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silly arse. yes, of course. anything else? a better home, perhaps?

I'm SOOOOOOOOOO easily distracted..
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emilystrange wrote:anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta. :)
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JB wrote:
emilystrange wrote:anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta. :)
He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.

The above point is perhaps the most boring statement ever made on HL, & I am ashamed to have made it :oops:
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if you prefer, i will have words with costume, and get him into some spandex instead?

although there are some people who shouldn't, truthfully, wear it.
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JB wrote:
emilystrange wrote:anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta. :)
hasn't he got a gaggle of blue-rinced groupies that make all his clothes for him?
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spiggy's hat wrote:He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
d00mwolf wrote:hasn't he got a gaggle of blue-rinced groupies that make all his clothes for him?
:eek: How do you people know such stuff?

Next, someone will post the link to his fan club web-site ... :urff:
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you had to encourage, didn't you? my afternoon is ruined.... :)
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i could show you the shop where he gets his shoes - it's in filey. He's also the mayor of wetwang.
i don't know how or why i know any of this :|
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I knew he was the mayor of Wetwang.

IIRC that place has a rather interesting definition in "The Meaning Of Liff"
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yeah...
nothing beats "duddo" though.
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*nods* Nice :lol:
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I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.
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We aim to please ;D
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emilystrange wrote:I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.
Yeh but look what you've got coming ..."Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."

Kids huh? :twisted:
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and this is any different? I don't need too much training to deal with those things.

Heartland forum = secret reception class simulation exercise.
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JB wrote:"Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
No change there then :innocent:

*Edit: Bollocks! Beat me to it!
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markfiend wrote:
JB wrote:"Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
No change there then :innocent:

*Edit: Bollocks! Beat me to it!
And which 'incident' are you 'fessing to Marky Mark ..? :innocent:
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Merely commenting on the behaviour of others. ;)
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JB wrote:
spiggy's hat wrote:He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
:eek: How do you people know such stuff?
I thought that it was common knowledge :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Merely commenting on the behaviour of others. ;)
so was i :roll:
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Lost you guys somewhere at the first posts :oops:
At last I figured out what’s it about (thanks to JB's post)

Beware of the smallest one’s Emily, they are the worst! :twisted:
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You know full well that I AM one of the smallest ones.....
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emilystrange wrote:You know full well that I AM one of the smallest ones.....
my point exactly :twisted:
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