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Do you remember it?

:oops:
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blimey rian! this isn't wishville you know!! :lol:

and yes, i do. twas lovely. :blush:
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Quiff Boy wrote:blimey rian! this isn't wishville you know!! :lol:

and yes, i do. twas lovely. :blush:
I bet it was.... :lol:
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I think the word 'awkward' and the phrase "At Last!" were involved, I was better 15mins later
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It was and "education" at the very least

I was 18 and very naive in "The Ways Of The World"
She was also 18 and knew her way "Around The World" if you know what I mean ;-)

I still have the poem/letter she wrote for me - all I will say is that she is a Taurus ! ;-)
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I do. And I am not so sure I should go into details :oops: It was not really the "normal" situation concerning both person and place.
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I remember it well, as it wasn't all that long ago - approximately 7.5 years ago, as a matter of fact... Yes, that's correct - I AM a freak. :oops: :roll: :von:
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I image one has to have a first time to remember it :roll:

But then again, us enlightened few don't need to practice that type of barbaric behavior to feel important...or at least that's what I keep telling myself :?
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I remember it. t'was lovely.
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AndyTheGoth wrote:It was and "education" at the very least

I was 18 and very naive in "The Ways Of The World"
She was also 18 and knew her way "Around The World" if you know what I mean ;-)

I still have the poem/letter she wrote for me - all I will say is that she is a Taurus ! ;-)
Bloody hell. My situation was almost identical.

I was 17 and somewhat naive, she was 16 and "experienced" (it was lucky one of us had a good idea of what should be going on! :oops: ).

And she was a Taurus too.
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yes ta.
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Do I have to?
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awful!
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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What's 'sex?' :eek: :oops:
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3 minutes of squelching noises
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Ooooh you poor thing Em!!!!!
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no no no... it was a quote...

mine was ok, thanks.
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:lol: @ em
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emilystrange wrote:no no no... it was a quote...

A John Lydon quote wasn't it?
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indeed. i hope i got it right.
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I'm a bit confused about what counts as sex and what doesn't. Can someone draw me a picture?
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MrChris wrote:I'm a bit confused about what counts as sex and what doesn't. Can someone draw me a picture?
Shagging :von:
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MrChris wrote:I'm a bit confused about what counts as sex and what doesn't. Can someone draw me a picture?
I can't draw for sh*t. Sorry. It would look like a kid has done it and we don't want to get nightspawn all excited again now do we? :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:3 minutes of squelching noises
You did it twice the first time then? :D :D
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