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hallucienate wrote:[img]http://www.sport25.be/images/smiles/58.gifp/img] thats got nothing to do with puking
and that's bad quoting :lol:
it didn't have to???we had the puking smileys already....
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randdebiel² wrote:
hallucienate wrote:[img]http://www.sport25.be/images/smiles/58.gifp/img] thats got nothing to do with puking
and that's bad quoting :lol:
it didn't have to???we had the puking smileys already....
minor technical error, now fixed.

The hippy requested a puking smiley, so that's what we have to play with.
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you people are so strange,
you take a sex topic and you make it into a Puking topic.
and I thought I was having weard fantasies :innocent:
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christophe wrote:you people are so strange,
you take a sex topic and you make it into a Puking topic.
FHM does it every month...
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hallucienate wrote:
The hippy requested a puking smiley, so that's what we have to play with.
Image
Only a paand.
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christophe wrote:you people are so strange,
you take a sex topic and you make it into a Puking topic.
and I thought I was having weard fantasies :innocent:
Puke and sex dont work. Tried it once. No good at all

:innocent: :urff:
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rian wrote:
christophe wrote:you people are so strange,
you take a sex topic and you make it into a Puking topic.
and I thought I was having weard fantasies :innocent:
Puke and sex dont work. Tried it once. No good at all

:innocent: :urff:
I can imagen some sex can make you Puke
but I can't see how Puke can make you want sex
:urff:
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christophe wrote: I can imagen some sex can make you Puke
but I can't see how Puke can make you want sex
:urff:
I could show you some avi's... but maybe better not ;D
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ok then Image
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randdebiel² wrote: I could show you some avi's... but maybe better not ;D
Yes I have seen those as well.
NO I mean I heard about them. :innocent:
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rian wrote:Puke and sex dont work. Tried it once. No good at all

:innocent: :urff:
not even as lubrication? :urff:
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christophe wrote: NO I mean I heard about them. :innocent:
I thought so, who would want to actually WATCH those :eek:
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STOP THIS MADNESS
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hallucienate wrote:
rian wrote:Puke and sex dont work. Tried it once. No good at all

:innocent: :urff:
not even as lubrication? :urff:
You are one sick little puppy.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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christophe wrote:
rian wrote:
christophe wrote:you people are so strange,
you take a sex topic and you make it into a Puking topic.
and I thought I was having weard fantasies :innocent:
Puke and sex dont work. Tried it once. No good at all

:innocent: :urff:
I can imagen some sex can make you Puke
but I can't see how Puke can make you want sex
:urff:
Many years ago, a girl followed me home from the pub. She was very hot, and wanted some sex. But, in the middle of the act, she turned round and puked on the floor. I didn't come that night, as you might understand

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Rian, have you considered writing for FHM?
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hallucienate wrote:Rian, have you considered writing for FHM?
FHM?
Furry Happy Monster?

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randdebiel² wrote:
christophe wrote: NO I mean I heard about them. :innocent:
I thought so, who would want to actually WATCH those :eek:
I have no idea. :?
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Idd, its about to get out of hand.
and I want to go out tonight whitout all this in my mind :wink:
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:lol:
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ah well, I'll be off anyway....
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Francis wrote: You are one sick little puppy.
Jeez, now you're bring animals into the equation ... :urff:

I feel quite ill.
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Which is quite understandable.
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randdebiel² wrote:ah well, I'll be off anyway....
see you on tuesday Image
bye Image
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Francis wrote: You are one sick little puppy.
Jeez, now you're bring animals into the equation ... :urff:

I feel quite ill.
stop it :urff:
and don't even think about combining the 3 (sex puking and animals)
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christophe wrote:stop it :urff:
and don't even think about combining the 3 (sex puking and animals)
Shut up and eat your chips. :wink:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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with mayo.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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I'm starting to think about strange/funny stuff
emilystrange wrote:with mayo.
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