First time sex?

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its a belgian thing, the mayo.




with chips, i mean.
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emilystrange wrote:its a belgian thing, the mayo.




with chips, i mean.
You'd have thought Christophe would know that.
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yes indeed, its a Belgian thing :D and I'm damn proud of it.
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randdebiel² wrote:
_emma_ wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, mine lasted for a whole week! Bedroom - bathroom - fridge - bathroom - fridge - bed - over and over again, for the whole week, until we did it right. :twisted: :oops: :D
Oh how I wish I was able repeat such a thing nowadays! :P :oops:
ok, now I'm jealous :oops:
:eek: :eek: :eek: So am I!!! :cry: :evil:
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SINsister wrote:
randdebiel² wrote:
_emma_ wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, mine lasted for a whole week! Bedroom - bathroom - fridge - bathroom - fridge - bed - over and over again, for the whole week, until we did it right. :twisted: :oops: :D
Oh how I wish I was able repeat such a thing nowadays! :P :oops:
ok, now I'm jealous :oops:
:eek: :eek: :eek: So am I!!! :cry: :evil:
I am not jealous - not if you consider my experience spread (sic) over six very "educational" months :-)

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AndyTheGoth wrote:I am not jealous - not if you consider my experience spread (sic) over six very "educational" months :-)

Last I heard she had "slept" her was to the top at a USA TV Channel and was/is an "Anchor Woman" or something!
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Francis wrote:Image

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*pukes*
mayo makes me want to vom
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Ahhhhhh.... the first time

"eyes glaze over"

I remember...... it was a Telecaster copy i think.....

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Padstar wrote:Ahhhhhh.... the first time

"eyes glaze over"

I remember...... it was a Telecaster copy i think.....

Paddy.
Your first time was with a copy? Guess you didn't believe in saving yourself for the real thing. :lol:
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Padstar wrote:Ahhhhhh.... the first time

"eyes glaze over"

I remember...... it was a Telecaster copy i think.....

Paddy.
Your first time was with a copy? Guess you didn't believe in saving yourself for the real thing. :lol:
Well, always a whore me ....... could have been worse, could have been a Marlin!... ugh...

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First time sex?

http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comed ... nudge.html
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Francis wrote:Image

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that's no mayonaise! :eek:
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randdebiel² wrote:that's no mayonaise! :eek:
Bloody purists! :roll:
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Fist time sex: as in first time you had sex.
Or first time you had sex with that person.
Regardless the words Premature Ejaculation keep coming into to my head... :twisted:
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cyn wrote:Fist time sex: as in first time you had sex.
Or first time you had sex with that person.
Regardless the words Premature Ejaculation keep coming into to my head... :twisted:
It's up to you. But I was thinking about when you had sex the first time in you life. Meaning intercorse, that is.

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cyn wrote:Fist time sex::twisted:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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randdebiel² wrote:
Francis wrote:Image

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that's no mayonaise! :eek:
show me, then
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randdebiel² wrote:
Francis wrote:Image

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that's no mayonaise! :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: WHAT?! Are you MAD?! Hellmann's RULES. :P :von:
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Stuff yer mayo - THIS is the real deal:

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Mayo is for pseuds who can't admit they prefer the real thing :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Stuff yer mayo - THIS is the real deal:

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Mayo is for pseuds who can't admit they prefer the real thing :lol:
WTF is "salad cream?!" :eek:
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SINsister wrote:WTF is "salad cream?!" :eek:
you really don't want to know Sinny
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James Blast wrote:
SINsister wrote:WTF is "salad cream?!" :eek:
you really don't want to know Sinny
It's even more disgusting than mayo :urff:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Stuff yer mayo - THIS is the real deal:

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Mayo is for pseuds who can't admit they prefer the real thing :lol:
In Sweden we have a Heinz Curry sauce. Same bottle as yours, but I can't find it on Heinz homepage. Maybe it's just in Sweden?

http://www.heinzitup.com/products_hk.asp?c=7
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