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for my 'Flu/head cold/runny nose/watery eyes ... (hee hee, knew that would get yer attention)
I was thinking a hot bath, some Amarula or maybe J&B on the rocks, headphones, bed, my new cd ... any other suggestions?
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:lol:

i don't wanna sound mean or anything...but stay the hell away from me with that...sounds nasty... :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
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i think i'm getting it too. *sniffle*. Tis mr S's fault.
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It's not because it's a Monday is it..........? :wink:
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if you're feeling a little ill, just stay off work and chill with some chicken soup and good music.

If you're stuck for an excuse why not try what this guy did last monday "I can't come into work today, the cat jumped on my knackers and now I've got a hernia" :lol: I mean it's one thing if it actually happened, but would you admit to it?? :eek:
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lucretia wrote:for my 'Flu/head cold/runny nose/watery eyes ... (hee hee, knew that would get yer attention)
I was thinking a hot bath, some Amarula or maybe J&B on the rocks, headphones, bed, my new cd ... any other suggestions?
J&B on the rocks. All the time.

Keeps the doctor away. :von:
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rian wrote:
lucretia wrote:for my 'Flu/head cold/runny nose/watery eyes ... (hee hee, knew that would get yer attention)
I was thinking a hot bath, some Amarula or maybe J&B on the rocks, headphones, bed, my new cd ... any other suggestions?
J&B on the rocks. All the time.

Keeps the doctor away. :von:


Right on, brother! It seems to be working.
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Lemon and honey hot drinks.
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hallucienate wrote:Lemon and honey hot drinks.
Blackcurrent Lemsip all the way. Non of this Lemon and Honey junk!
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If you need The Cure this much...well, here they are:

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nope.. no help for my throat...
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emilystrange wrote:nope.. no help for my throat...
you tried sucking one of these?
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i don't know any...

i believe i've had to speak to you already this week, mr blast.

i don't think anything will help....
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@ lucretia & ems drink heavily, go to bed and watch the Discovery channel
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i'm off now.. have no telly in bedroom. better things to do.
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Grill some onions and garlic, and sprinkle with brown sugar.

This is
a) a good way to deal with a cold, and
b) a suitable suggestion for Ms. Strange at this point.
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it might come to that....

today i've taken cough medicine, nurofen, throat pastilles, vitamins all before 8 am...

Gripper, you've never made any suitable suggestions, lol..... well apart from 'have a drink?'
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CellThree wrote:Blackcurrent Lemsip all the way. Non of this Lemon and Honey junk!
How come blackcurrant Lemsip isn't called Blacksip?
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markfiend wrote:
CellThree wrote:Blackcurrent Lemsip all the way. Non of this Lemon and Honey junk!
How come blackcurrant Lemsip isn't called Blacksip?
and why isn't saturday night called saturnight?
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hallucienate wrote:
markfiend wrote:
CellThree wrote:Blackcurrent Lemsip all the way. Non of this Lemon and Honey junk!
How come blackcurrant Lemsip isn't called Blacksip?
and why isn't saturday night called saturnight?
Why isn't the Earth called Brian?
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because the Son of God is.
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... and why Blue Peter, why not Blue Fred
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