First time sex?

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Salad cream on chips, yes. Hellmann's is for tuna, pasta, sweetcorn and chopped tomatoe, green pepper and onion. Lived on that for weeks when I was a student.
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Can I just get this back on topic by saying that it wasn't with who I wanted where I wanted when I wanted or how I wanted.

Since then there's been loads but still not yet with who I wanted where I wanted when I wanted or how I wanted. But it's still been damn good.
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Francis wrote:
randdebiel² wrote:that's no mayonaise! :eek:
Bloody purists! :roll:
the thing is, fries with mayonaise probably seemsdisgusting to you because you don't have real mayonaise (or fries for that matter :lol: )
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cyn wrote:Fist time sex: as in first time you had sex.
Or first time you had sex with that person.
Regardless the words Premature Ejaculation keep coming into to my head... :twisted:
"fist" time sex? :eek: :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:
randdebiel² wrote:
Francis wrote:Image

:notworthy:
that's no mayonaise! :eek:
show me, then
Image
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