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When going to bed and not being able to sleep my little mind start to wander, and I came to think about something.

When you stub you toe or something on lets say a table, you look at the table where you stubbed your toe. Same goes for when you hit something, you look at the place that "hit you".. I did look at the door yesterday after opening it on my forehead.. :oops:

But when you hold an animal, lets say a cat. And that cat goes wild and attacks you or jump out of your arms in a "weird" way. You dont look at the animal, but the person next to you. As if the person near by was the reason for the animal to act that way. So the way people are is the reason for animals to react in a bad way, if it is a bad vibe..

Am I making any sence now whatsoever? It did probably sound better in my head, hehehe.
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Lynchfanatic wrote:When going to bed and not being able to sleep my little mind start to wander, and I came to think about something.

When you stub you toe or something on lets say a table, you look at the table where you stubbed your toe. Same goes for when you hit something, you look at the place that "hit you".. I did look at the door yesterday after opening it on my forehead.. :oops:

But when you hold an animal, lets say a cat. And that cat goes wild and attacks you or jump out of your arms in a "weird" way. You dont look at the animal, but the person next to you. As if the person near by was the reason for the animal to act that way. So the way people are is the reason for animals to react in a bad way, if it is a bad vibe..

Am I making any sence now whatsoever? It did probably sound better in my head, hehehe.
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Lynchfanatic wrote:But when you hold an animal, lets say a cat. And that cat goes wild and attacks you or jump out of your arms in a "weird" way.
It means you don't know cats deep enough. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Lynchfanatic wrote:You dont look at the animal, but the person next to you.
Mmm no, I actually look to see if the cat is alright. If it jumps from your arms in a weird way it probably wasn't held right. And sometimes they do it even if you know how to handle a cat. I mean, my cat Dorus doesn't like to be held in the regular way, but he is happy as Larry when I turn him upside down. He'll try to bite my ankles afterwards, but that's because he can be a mean little bastard......
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NOW you’ve don it. :evil:
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emilystrange wrote:careful, christophe, you'll hurt something
Who am I kidding? I can’t think.

lol :lol:
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_emma_ wrote:
Lynchfanatic wrote:But when you hold an animal, lets say a cat. And that cat goes wild and attacks you or jump out of your arms in a "weird" way.
It means you don't know cats deep enough. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

it also means that your not suited to be a Vet either :innocent: :wink:
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Lynchfanatic wrote:When you stub you toe or something on lets say a table, you look at the table where you stubbed your toe. Same goes for when you hit something, you look at the place that "hit you".. I did look at the door yesterday after opening it on my forehead.. :oops:

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:


not only do i look at the place/item/thingy that hurt me...but i curse it too!


there i go again...talking to inanimate objects that can't answer back! :innocent: :wink: :twisted:
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Lynchfanatic wrote:When you stub you toe
that has to be the most painful thing in the world. I hate doing that. I keep doing that on the sharp wooden corners of my futon which are just about foot height (convieniently sp? :urff: ) :lol:
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simple really, don't have any cats within 3 metres of your arms
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Lynchfanatic wrote:When you stub you toe or something on lets say a table, you look at the table where you stubbed your toe. Same goes for when you hit something, you look at the place that "hit you".. I did look at the door yesterday after opening it on my forehead.. :oops:

But when you hold an animal, lets say a cat. And that cat goes wild and attacks you or jump out of your arms in a "weird" way. You dont look at the animal, but the person next to you. As if the person near by was the reason for the animal to act that way. So the way people are is the reason for animals to react in a bad way, if it is a bad vibe..
What happens if you stub your toe on a really big animal, like a cow? That's your's or the cow's fault, surely?
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Lynchfanatic wrote:my little mind
Not from where I'm perched :wink:

I work with psychologists so I'll ask 'em. Probably have to buy them drink first.
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Gripper wrote:
Lynchfanatic wrote:When you stub you toe or something on lets say a table, you look at the table where you stubbed your toe. Same goes for when you hit something, you look at the place that "hit you".. I did look at the door yesterday after opening it on my forehead.. :oops:

But when you hold an animal, lets say a cat. And that cat goes wild and attacks you or jump out of your arms in a "weird" way. You dont look at the animal, but the person next to you. As if the person near by was the reason for the animal to act that way. So the way people are is the reason for animals to react in a bad way, if it is a bad vibe..
What happens if you stub your toe on a really big animal, like a cow? That's your's or the cow's fault, surely?
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_emma_ wrote:
Lynchfanatic wrote:But when you hold an animal, lets say a cat. And that cat goes wild and attacks you or jump out of your arms in a "weird" way.
It means you don't know cats deep enough. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
I do have a cat, and has learned very well when he is pissed, hehe. He has quite a temper..

I could have used a horse as an exsample too. To put it on the edge, if you see a movie with a vampire or something. And the vampire comes near to an animal, the animal react. And the other actor or whatever looks at the vampire starting to suspect there is something "evil" about the person. That is kind of a way to make the viewers of the movie start to pick up there is something wrong too, if they dont allready know..

Ah well.. Im too quick to share my thoughts some times :lol:
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Lynchfanatic wrote:
Ah well.. Im too quick to share my thoughts some times :lol:
you surely are :lol:


now I'm thinking...
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Why cats like people that don't like cats.

Put simply, this is largely down to a misreading of body-language. The natural body-language reaction of a human to a person or animal they are unfamiliar or uncomfortable with is firstly to avoid eye-contact with the "threat", secondly to narrow the eyes if eye-contact is made.

Unfortunately for non-cat persons, this in cat body-language translates as two gestures of friendliness: The cat actually thinks you are trying to make friends, so that's why they seem to like people that don't like them.

Why cats and dogs don't get on.

Similar reasons as above really. One example: dog body language for "let's play" is front legs flat on the floor and backside stuck in the air with tail wagging. To a cat this looks like the cat threat-signal (arched back, tail twitching) so the cat whacks the dog across his nose.

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randdebiel² wrote:Frau Blucher!
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