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CorpPunk
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My brother just got engaged! He's getting married next year!

:eek: *gack* :eek:

How surprised was he that I didn't freak out on the phone...;)
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CorpPunk
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And I get to be Best Man!


(Or Head Cross-dresser.)
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BlackBeard
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You do know its Best mans job to get him massively drunk and be in charge of the strippers dont you?

And you have to dance with and try to pull all the bridesmaids?
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CorpPunk
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I am the right man for all of those tasks!
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BlackBeard
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See THAT i would pay money to see
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CorpPunk
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Send it to my brother as a wedding gift. :P
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BlackBeard
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I didnt say i'd pay very much, couple of quid maybe
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CorpPunk
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Punk-ass mofo. Yeah I'm talkin' to you!
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Francis
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Can I watch?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Thea
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Francis wrote:Can I watch?
:eek:
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Francis
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d00mw0lf wrote:
Francis wrote:Can I watch?
:eek:
Time to open your mind. ;D
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Thea
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nooo... open your mind and things start wandering in and grazing.
so i put a gate on it.
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BP
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CP Calm down.

bP SAYS SO.
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Thea
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nice to have ya back BP 8)
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rian
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Best man? Cool.

But you have to hold a speech :urff:
I think someone set my soul alight
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CorpPunk
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@ Francis: Yes, and send admission fees to my brother as a wedding gift.

@ BP: I'm excited cos I don't have to wear a hideous dress, unlike a month later when I'm going to be a bridesmaid... I doubt I'll calm down about that until at least next year. :von:
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