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Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 16:13
by GC
Mining company:

Rock and a Hard place.

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 19:11
by Jeremiah
Surprised this hasn't come up already:

More: an 'all you can eat' buffet restaurant

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 20:42
by Ozpat
Jeremiah wrote:Surprised this hasn't come up already:

More: an 'all you can eat' buffet restaurant
You went through all posts? :lol:

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 20:46
by Caravaggio
I just wanted to mention, that SSV is the german abbreviation for "summer clearance sale".

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 21:30
by Being645
Hom_Corleone wrote::!: Bump :!:
One of the finest threads ever to grace Heartland.
For the benefit of any of you new types. ;D

hihi ... thanks ... :lol: ; ;D ...

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 22:36
by stufarq
Only just seen this thread so I went a bit mad...

Body And Soul - mortgage lenders
Giving Ground - subsidence specialists
The Damage Done - insurance
Go Figure - accountants
Go Figure - weight loss
On The Wire - electrician
Something Fast - burgers and pizzas
Feel No Pain - chemist (also sells postcards)
Confide In Me - priest (confessions)
Where Spirits Fly - priest (exorcisms)
Knockin' On Heaven's Door - priest (last rites)
Crash And Burn - for when your computer lets you down once too often
Long Train - bridal gowns
Mother Rusher - labour induced while you wait
Come Together - sex therapy
I Have Slept With All The Girls In Berlin - VD clinic
Driven Like The Snow - all weather golf course
Never Land - unreliable airline
Red Skies Disappear - nuclear accident clean-up
Serpents Kiss - extreme fetish shop
Some Kind Of Strangler - specialist hitman
Vision Thing - fortune teller
Doctor Cheep - for all your budgie and canary needs

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 22:43
by Jeremiah
Ozpat wrote:
Jeremiah wrote:Surprised this hasn't come up already:

More: an 'all you can eat' buffet restaurant
You went through all posts? :lol:

Yeah - I didn't realise it was an old thread and started reading from the beginning

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 23:04
by abridged
(Re)Possesion Debt Collecting...Ahem