All that's wrong with GOTH

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Anyone got an enigma machine this thread can borrow?
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I prefer this:

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Eh - it's getting late and I'm no longer fussy.
And big guns are cool.
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take the pinheads bowling, take them bowling...
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At various stages of the day, I resemble all those guys, usually within a 2hr. period. I don't wear any of those pants though, they're far too colourful.

Sorry, I forgot you're American, colorful.
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Dark wrote:I prefer this:

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I have two guns of me own............ :lol:


Guns don't kill people, people who resort to
posting pictures of guns
eventually do....
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d00mw0lf wrote:Eh - it's getting late and I'm no longer fussy.
And big guns are cool.
If the fuss resurfaces..........

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Welcome to the dead.
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James Blast wrote:At various stages of the day, I resemble all those guys, usually within a 2hr. period. I don't wear any of those pants though, they're far too colourful.

Sorry, I forgot you're American, colorful.
Shame - I've always envied a man who looks good in spandex. :D
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9while9 wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:Dark angel's poem has truly moved me,A work of staggering depth and introspective.
Keats,Shelley and even the great Pam Ayres come to mind.

If I can continue in the same artistic vein,
This is a work wot I wrote entitled;

"Why goths smell a bit funny"

Which I shall be performing through the medium of Modern dance............
Capture stills of it and make it your Avatar............ :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Sorry but I am a computer spastic and still havn't sussed how to get an avatar up.

However here is a clip from the opening sequence of "Why goths smell a bit funny"

http://www.tales.co.uk/Graphics/maxmovie.gif

edit;s'alright sussed them avatars now.
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wild bill buttock wrote:
9while9 wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:Dark angel's poem has truly moved me,A work of staggering depth and introspective.
Keats,Shelley and even the great Pam Ayres come to mind.

If I can continue in the same artistic vein,
This is a work wot I wrote entitled;

"Why goths smell a bit funny"

Which I shall be performing through the medium of Modern dance............
Capture stills of it and make it your Avatar............ :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Sorry but I am a computer spastic and still havn't sussed how to get an avatar up.

However here is a clip from the opening sequence of "Why goths smell a bit funny"

http://www.tales.co.uk/Graphics/maxmovie.gif

edit;s'alright sussed them avatars now.

BRAVO!!!! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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DarkAngel wrote:
Badlander wrote: If you so want to be provocative, you could at least try to be funny or show some degree of intelligence. :urff:
Sorry, I didn't know you are a goth - so please, try not to play the goth card, will you. ;D
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Badlander wrote:
DarkAngel wrote:
Badlander wrote: If you so want to be provocative, you could at least try to be funny or show some degree of intelligence. :urff:
Sorry, I didn't know you are a goth - so please, try not to play the goth card, will you. ;D
:eek: :lol:
You really don't get it, do you ?
Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**k!
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Else you'll hurt my feelings and
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and without wanting to rain on anyone's parade, especially after bill managing to suss the avatar thing out :lol: i'm afraid i've had to remove the inline "max wall" image and replace it with a link to it.

the guy who's bandwith was serving up that image contacted me asking for its removal.

it seems as if the poor guy's servers were being battered to f**k by the additional traffic HL was generating on his boxes, pulling down that image for every HL page impression :o :oops: :lol: :D

also, as a side-effect of this, he requested that i remove the animation, citing copyright and lack of permission...

as a gesture of goodwill, i've told him i will oblige, and as it was only a wee graphic anyway i have this edited the posts slightly, and deleted bill's avatar version of it.

sorry bill :lol:

@ to anyone that cares: now you see why we have to moderate this place from time to time? you see what trouble you all cause me? :innocent: ;D :roll:
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spiteful.Its online fascism at its worst I tells ya :wink:
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:lol:
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d00mw0lf wrote:Anyone got an enigma machine this thread can borrow?
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the HWB I understand, the extra tubage escapes me :roll:
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paint it black wrote:Image
Am I the only who finds this image sexy? :innocent:
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nick the stripper wrote:
paint it black wrote:Image
Am I the only who finds this image sexy? :innocent:
God yes now what is that all about? :eek: :urff:

Nowt as queer as folk :lol: .
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I'm more worried about what it's supposed to be used for.

Obviously not a combination of keeping you warm at night and having the odd drink in case you wake up thirsty.
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James Blast wrote:the HWB I understand, the extra tubage escapes me :roll:
i thought an enema machine more relevant to this thread
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nick the stripper wrote: Am I the only who finds this image sexy? :innocent:
:eek: :lol: :roll: 8)
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