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well at least I didn't call you the 3 letter word :D

anything with Jude Law in (apart from Gattaca) is pish - FACT! :evil:
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Animal Farm - I just don't get it. Having said that I've only seen it once, does it get better like some albums after a few plays...?
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esox wrote:Animal Farm - I just don't get it. Having said that I've only seen it once, does it get better like some albums after a few plays...?
stick with it. napoleon becomes an alcoholic, it's all rather sad really :cry:
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THE EXORCIST....
Nearly fell asleep. So dull.

2001
Like others have said; really really boring. Ok, there are a few good bits, but on the whole, <yawn>

And indeed, ROCKY HORROR.... don't mind the plot or the acting part of it, but the songs just make me want to go and listen to Big Black.

more recently...

THE VILLAGE
Turned it off half way through. Couldn't be arsed to find out what the 'joke' was. Then found out what the 'joke' was. jeeesssuuusss, glad I didn't stick around to find out.... utter crap.
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I see dead Heartlanders... :(
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Ah yes, The Exorcist. What utter nonsense. I cannot understand how that had people running out the cinemas to churches. The, uh, harrumph, scene with the cross actually made me giggle… something not quite right about that.

edit - oh yes, and the movie gave me the greatest insult known to man (tiny to protect sensitive eyes): "your mother sucks c*ck in hell, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle."
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I changed that at school.. "Your mother spins leeks in hell!"

..it was funny at the time.
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The Shining.
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James Blast wrote:well at least I didn't call you the 3 letter word :D

anything with Jude Law in (apart from Gattaca) is pish - FACT! :evil:
Even Enemy at the Gates?

Ye cannae knock war films noo can ye? :wink:
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scotty wrote:The Shining.
You surely mean The Shinning. :twisted:

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The Big Lebowski (s'posed to be on Film Four soon)

I do like it very much but I still don't get it..... :oops:
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The Big Lebowski - Nup, just do not get it. :|
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James Blast wrote:The Big Lebowski - Nup, just do not get it. :|
What's there to get ? All you need to do is enjoy the trip. 8)
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Badlander wrote:
James Blast wrote:The Big Lebowski - Nup, just do not get it. :|
What's there to get ? All you need to do is enjoy the trip. 8)
Yep, enjoyed it very much :D , but still don't get it..... :?
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Just remembered ... The Blair Witch Project. Utter, utter shite.

Well, not shite exactly, just hugely over-hyped and over-rated.

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And Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, for the same reasons as above.

Decent film, but there are a thousand other Hong Kong movies out there that do the same thing, but better.
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smiscandlon wrote:Just remembered ... The Blair Witch Project. Utter, utter shite.

Well, not shite exactly, just hugely over-hyped and over-rated.

The Emperor's new clothes...
I loved that film :(
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Some people need a ban and a good stabbing! :evil:

The Exorcist might as well be the best horror movie EVER (horror, not psy thrillers, because then we are talking Hitchcock)!

Tho II and III are not as good, you can rant about them all you want.

And when you fall asleep while watching The Exorcist, there is just a lot you can't see, IMO. It is tension, from beginning to end, made me sleep with the lights on for a while week, first time I saw it.

And there are NOT much horror movies that have that effect on me, I pride myself in that ;)

'The Blair Witch Project', well I understand that people don't dig it. I really liked it at first, because it was a very low budget movie, but hey, it WORKED for me ;) Not the second one tho... but I have that with most sequels... they all suck big time.

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smiscandlon wrote:Just remembered ... The Blair Witch Project. Utter, utter shite.
Agreed...
And Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, for the same reasons as above.
and agreed.

Blair witch was just boooooring. :urff:
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