The "Post-Pictures-of-yourself-you-vain-creature"

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wild bill buttock
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Why does everyone in these photos appear to be mostly wearing black?
I smell goffs.
You all need to go out and by some nice bright clothes.Nice orange trackies and stuff like that.
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DerekR
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wild bill buttock wrote:Why does everyone in these photos appear to be mostly wearing black?
I smell goffs.
You all need to go out and by some nice bright clothes.Nice orange trackies and stuff like that.
I was in red!
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I don't even ever wear black :eek:

(there's evidence hereabout somewhere of that :lol:)
Styles are a lie.

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wild bill buttock
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DerekR wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:Why does everyone in these photos appear to be mostly wearing black?
I smell goffs.
You all need to go out and by some nice bright clothes.Nice orange trackies and stuff like that.
I was in red!
It was probably a phase,you'll grow out of this rebellious stage and buy a nice black "T" like the rest of us :wink:
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wild bill buttock wrote:Why does everyone in these photos appear to be mostly wearing black?
I'm currently in my underwear, so I guess it'd better not post a pic right now. :innocent:

And I'm not wearing black undies either.
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Another member of the rebellious HL-Red-Squad.


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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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wild bill buttock
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Ha!The clothes may well be red,but wearing shades in doors is a dead givaway.
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canon docre
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wild bill buttock wrote:Ha!The clothes may well be red,but wearing shades in doors is a dead givaway.
GOFF
indoor-shades plus uneasy facial expression. It can't get more goff, can it? :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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All the REALLY cool kids are wearing teal....
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<- I do red all over
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Should we have a vote to see who the ugliest bastard Heartlander is? Obviously not me - I'm a god.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Should we have a vote to see who the ugliest bastard Heartlander is? Obviously not me - I'm a god.
I'd like to be excluded from that list, just to give the rest of you a chance. ;D
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James Blast wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Should we have a vote to see who the ugliest bastard Heartlander is? Obviously not me - I'm a god.
I'd like to be excluded from that list, just to give the rest of you a chance. ;D
Now, now James, don't hog the limelight, I too would take some beating in the ugly stakes :innocent:
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behold...

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robertzombie wrote:behold...

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man or woman? :wink:
You still think swastikas look cool
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They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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Bit of both.
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Dark wrote:Bit of both.
I hope you guys are friends! :lol:
You still think swastikas look cool
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They're coaches, businessmen and cops
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Dark wrote:Bit of both.
You mean like a snail ?! :eek: :P :lol:
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wild bill buttock wrote:Why does everyone in these photos appear to be mostly wearing black?
I smell goffs.
You all need to go out and by some nice bright clothes.Nice orange trackies and stuff like that.
Mine's an old photo, and the sisters t shirt was white with mould last time I visited my parent's and checked my old bedroom...
Been a while, ahem
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Its not the black that gives the goths away, its those cuban heeled pointy boots in the picture of the lady sleeping. THATS how you can spot 'em.

The heartland youth, unlike the equivilent in the 40's, encourages open gender bending, thankyou Robert (I assume its robert anyway).

Not that those dirty nazis didn't like to get dressed up behind the scenes
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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wild bill buttock
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I think you all protest too much

Bloody goffs all of you(even the fish)

Me a goff?A bloody great big one and proud of it!
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Maisey wrote:Its not the black that gives the goths away, its those cuban heeled pointy boots in the picture of the lady sleeping. THATS how you can spot 'em.
If the picture hadn't been cropped you'd have seen I was wearing a completely-ungoth flourescent haiwian shirt, I'll have you know!
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canon docre wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:Ha!The clothes may well be red,but wearing shades in doors is a dead givaway.
GOFF
indoor-shades plus uneasy facial expression. It can't get more goff, can it? :lol:
:lol: That is a fairly uneasy facial expression Jess. Was the tenth vodka a bad one? :wink: :kiss:

(mind you I'm one to talk - there's some evidence of uneasy facial expression in a fair few of the pics from the Dam weekend - thankfully they'll be staying hidden :innocent: won't they Debs!)
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Planet Dave wrote:
(mind you I'm one to talk - there's some evidence of uneasy facial expression in a fair few of the pics from the Dam weekend - thankfully they'll be staying hidden :innocent: won't they Debs!)
f**k that we wanna see them :!:
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canon docre wrote:Big Si and myself just trying to talk him into..... things.


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That's not Big Si. That's Timsinister :lol:
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