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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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I can't decide if I'm being got at, or whether its 'shout "arse" randomly' time.

Arse

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Maisey wrote:NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

MAY CONTAIN NUTS
Ook?

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I can't justify that post, so I won't even try

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weebleswobble wrote:Image

:innocent:
Indeed ;D
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I love nuts! :von:
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Bit harsh on yerself and Mark, Stephen. :P

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Planet Dave wrote: My nuts love being loved. :lol:
:eek: I didn't mean your testicles.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: My nuts love being loved. :lol:
:eek: I didn't mean your testicles.
I'm on about Mark and Stephen, you filthy-minded git! :P
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Planet Dave wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: My nuts love being loved. :lol:
:eek: I didn't mean your testicles.
I'm on about Mark and Stephen, you filthy-minded git! :P
Now I'm just seeing testicles flying around... :P
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Are you calling me a testicle? :P
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I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!
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markfiend wrote:Are you calling me a testicle? :P
Nah just trying to imagine. :oops:
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Planet Dave wrote:I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!
Why wasn't I invited?
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!
Why wasn't I invited?
Because LSD, lunchtimes & whips mix even less :P
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Planet Dave wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!
Why wasn't I invited?
Because LSD, lunchtimes & whips mix even less :P
But I would leave the whip at home. You could even keep the lunch. :P
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No further retorts, Your Honour. :kiss:
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weebleswobble wrote:THIS PRODUCT COMPLIES WITH THE LOW VOLTAGE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT (SAFETY) REGULATIONS 1994

is that in accordance with the 16th edition of the IEE Wiring Regulations?
Shame really cos the 17th edition is due soon!
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Why wasn't I invited?
Because LSD, lunchtimes & whips mix even less :P
But I would leave the whip at home. You could even keep the lunch. :P
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scotty wrote:Indeed.
Nipples! :twisted:
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