Heartland

Posted: **11 Jan 2007, 22:09**

NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

MAY CONTAIN NUTS

Posted: **11 Jan 2007, 22:13**

Posted: **11 Jan 2007, 22:18**

I can't decide if I'm being got at, or whether its 'shout "arse" randomly' time.

Arse

(just in case)

Posted: **11 Jan 2007, 22:47**

Maisey wrote:NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

MAY CONTAIN NUTS

Ook?

IZ.

Posted: **11 Jan 2007, 22:51**

I can't justify that post, so I won't even try

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 00:50**

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 11:12**

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 11:33**

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 12:04**

weebleswobble wrote:

Indeed

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 12:53**

I love nuts!

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 13:35**

Bit harsh on yerself and Mark, Stephen.

My nuts love being loved.

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:29**

Planet Dave wrote: My nuts love being loved.

I didn't mean your testicles.

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:35**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: My nuts love being loved.
I didn't mean your testicles.

I'm on about Mark and Stephen, you filthy-minded git!

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:36**

Planet Dave wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: My nuts love being loved.
I didn't mean your testicles.
I'm on about Mark and Stephen, you filthy-minded git!

Now I'm just seeing testicles flying around...

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:39**

Are you calling me a testicle?

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:40**

I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:43**

markfiend wrote:Are you calling me a testicle?

Nah just trying to imagine.

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:44**

Planet Dave wrote:I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!

Why wasn't I invited?

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:47**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!
Why wasn't I invited?

Because LSD, lunchtimes & whips mix even less

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 14:53**

Planet Dave wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:I've told you before Debs, LSD and lunchtimes just don't mix!
Why wasn't I invited?
Because LSD, lunchtimes & whips mix even less

But I would leave the whip at home. You could even keep the lunch.

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 15:08**

No further retorts, Your Honour.

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 15:14**

weebleswobble wrote:THIS PRODUCT COMPLIES WITH THE LOW VOLTAGE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT (SAFETY) REGULATIONS 1994

is that in accordance with the 16th edition of the IEE Wiring Regulations?
Shame really cos the 17th edition is due soon!

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 17:32**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Why wasn't I invited?
Because LSD, lunchtimes & whips mix even less
But I would leave the whip at home. You could even keep the lunch.

Indeed.

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 19:43**

scotty wrote:Indeed.

Nipples!

Posted: **12 Jan 2007, 20:00**

Clamp

Heartland

Indeed!