MICE

[boudicca]

Peanut butter ought not to be sullied by contact with any other foodstuff, quite frankly. It stands alone

And yet...you advocate sprinkling sugar on top of it...

I've been known to curl up in front of an episode of QI with a tub of it, a teaspoon and some sugar on top...

That is the exception that proves the rule

[Izzy HaveMercy]

On topic:

I built myself a mouse-trap with one of them carrying thingies...

Cat not included.



IZ.

[Badlander]

Am I soft or what ?

[Petseri]

A tip: If you ever happen to visit my mother (I know, I know) don't ask her for peanut butter. The last time I did, the jar was four years past its sell-by date.

Shoe soes not have a mouse problem, does she?

[_emma_]

And I still maintain that it's better to love mice than to hate them.

[James Blast]

Shoe soes not have a mouse problem, does she?

New HL game: figure out what Martin was trying to type!

now d'ye think we could get the originator of this topic to edit the title by adding an 'N' inbetween the 'I' and the, ach yer too quick for me!

[EmeraldSignal]

By the way if you catch the meeces you have to take em approx a mile away from your home else they come straight back...............apparently.

I'd do it ....if i could catch one.

[scotty]

Try peanut butter, they love that! No better way to catch mice, serious!

Fruit Gums, theultimate Mouse Trap bait, chew One Once or Twice 'till it's soft them stick it on the wee spike, it sets like concrete and the Little Buggers can't get it off, you'll get about Six Mice per sweet

[Dr. Moody]

you think you've got vermin problems.....

A group of Buddhist monks in Malaysia is appealing for help to solve a problem with ants.

Buddhism forbids devotees from harming any living creature.

So the monks are looking for a creative and non-violent solution to deal with the insects, which are biting worshippers.

The monks at the Ang Hock Si Temple, also known as the Hong Hock See temple, in Georgetown on Penang Island have had to learn to live with nature.

Some years ago they shared their temple compound with a cobra.

The chief monk, the Venerable Boon Keng, told the BBC that they had become used to meditating alongside the snake but eventually decided to catch it and take it away to a nearby forest.

Now he says the cobra's place has been taken by a colony of fire ants.

But the ants are dropping from the temple's sacred bodhi tree onto people meditating below - and when they bite it causes painful swelling.

The Venerable Boon Keng practises what he calls "letting go" meditation - so he "lets go" of the pain.

But out of consideration for worshippers less far along the path to enlightenment the monks are looking for ways to persuade the ants to go.

An attempt to remove them using a vacuum cleaner failed, so the Buddhist community is appealing for help.

They cannot encourage anyone to harm the ants, but the chief monk says that if someone turns up unbidden and deals with them without the monks' involvement then that is the will of the universe.

[mh]

Does scotty get travel expenses?

[Petseri]

Shoe soes not have a mouse problem, does she?

New HL game: figure out what Martin was trying to type!

I was just about to edit that, but decided to scroll down to see what (admittedly appropriate) smart ass comments it generated. It stays.

[James Blast]

Shoe soes not have a mouse problem, does she?

New HL game: figure out what Martin was trying to type!

I was just about to edit that, but decided to scroll down to see what (admittedly appropriate) smart ass comments it generated. It stays.

Yae! Matrin, I shoe belief avery worm.

Extn!

RTTD- (returning to the derail)
apropos of nothing

[6FeetOver]

ROFL!!! OMG, I'd be up sh*t's creek without a paddle!

[6FeetOver]

That sleeping kitteh's adorable, by the way.

Oh, and full-fat peanut butter is orgasmic. Palm oil, on the other hand, is verrah verrah bad for one's cardiovascular system. Soybean oil, however, isn't so bad.

[6FeetOver]

OT, @Androooooo S.: wasn't it exactly 1 year ago today that I had the lovely fortune of meeting you, Eva, and Spencer at the Sissies show here in town?

CHRIST, what can happen in the space of a year, eh?

I think I've got summat in my eye...be right back.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

That sleeping kitteh's adorable, by the way.

'tis mine and he's purring away on me lap as we speak, our Big Hunter

IZ.

[Ahráyeph]

That sleeping kitteh's adorable, by the way.

'tis mine and he's purring away on me lap as we speak, our Big Hunter

IZ.

IZ is HL's Mrs Slocombe...

[Obviousman]

There's always a geek way out



(must be a wireless one that goes up to thirty mice as well - was in today's paper, but couldn't find it right away)

[MadameButterfly]

Mice? Okay then, I'll just say RATS are cooler!

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Could not resist Cat is also good at catching computer screens.

Also note cat has trapped some kind of chicken as well...



IZ.

[Andrew S]

OT, @Androooooo S.: wasn't it exactly 1 year ago today that I had the lovely fortune of meeting you, Eva, and Spencer at the Sissies show here in town?

CHRIST, what can happen in the space of a year, eh?

I think I've got summat in my eye...be right back.

Yes, and you were sporting a rather fine Miami Vice t-shirt I have fond memories of Chicago, even though we only had 2 days there and it has subway stations with the same name a mile apart from each other - bloody confusing that was

[eotunun]

Iz, if I ever visit you at home, make sure your cat is in place when I leave. Absolutely great, the wee monster..

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Iz, if I ever visit you at home, make sure your cat is in place when I leave. Absolutely great, the wee monster..

He is just adorable.

And can I also make a blatant plug again for this absolute MUST-READ:



IZ.

[eotunun]

Looks good, oi!

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Quotes from the book:

Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning.

-- (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

Boot-faced cats aren't born but made, often because they've tried to outstare or occasionally rape a speeding car and have been repaired by a vet who just pulled all the bits together and stuck the stitches in where there was room.

-- (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

-- (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort goes into selecting one at the start ("She looks like a Winnifred to me"), and the as the years roll by it suddenly finds itself being called Meepo or Ratbag.

-- (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.").

-- Getting Real cats to take medication can be a problem (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go.

-- (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the environment, you're being chased and eaten by most of the planet's large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr.

-- Why humans like cats (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

And even more quotes here

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