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the ging-er beard was a dead giveaway Claire

James Blast wrote:the ging-er beard was a dead giveaway Claire

Yes well I do wage a fairly constant war against it, I go for a shave with a cut-throat razor and lime every morning and evening, and before tea-time if I notice a bit of a four o'clock shadow. Time consuming but believe me, you wouldn't want to see me if I didn't bother

I might end up looking like someone else we know...!

Pic now in gallery.

My re-enactment of the Rio video

boudicca wrote:@Carpy - I just didn't want to state the blindingly obvious, that you have stolen my hat and are evidently engaged in some highly sinister attempt to take over my identity!

We just both have fine taste in headgear - there's only one Claire on this board (and quite right too !)

Despite what you might think from this unreliable image, Episkopos is not a drag queen. He is a penniless wastrel from some place south of Bristol and thus of unconfirmed existence, who only dresses like this for drunken bets.

Current occupation: third-year English/Creative Writing student.
Projected future occupation: freelance [s]bum[/s] writer of things many and varied.
Favourite Sisters song: Some Kind of Stranger.
Favourite Non-Sisters song: Jerusalem.
Significance of avatar: slightly worrying.

Here is a more reliable image of that same Episkopos completely failing to win Mr. Alternative Plymouth 2006 (only the bloke in the Maiden shirt was even placed...):

Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:there's only one Claire on this board (and quite right too !)

and thank f**k, you mean!

SINsister wrote:... *I* know nussink!

Sat´s "noshing"! You´ll neverr grrow a propparr tsherrman akzent i you don´t tray harrdarr..

nice pics folks, yes especially Sinny

1992:



2006:



i make films sometimes (not as often as i'd like)

i write (more often than not)

am currently in development hell on...

i also lecture in screenwriting and newwww meeeeeja.

favourite Sissies song (this week) is: Never Land (Full Length)

am currently listening to:


thanks for your time

This picture is a few months old but I haven't changed much... although those curls were a bit of a one-off methinks My hair is usually straighter than that... I'll put it down to a long night out.

eotunun wrote:

SINsister wrote:... *I* know nussink!

Sat´s "noshing"! You´ll neverr grrow a propparr tsherrman akzent i you don´t tray harrdarr..

*Cough* It was *supposed* to be Russian, silly boy! Pffffft.

SINsister wrote:

eotunun wrote:

SINsister wrote:... *I* know nussink!

Sat´s "noshing"! You´ll neverr grrow a propparr tsherrman akzent i you don´t tray harrdarr..

*Cough* It was *supposed* to be Russian, silly boy! Pffffft.

That explains it... I´ve never yet heard "nothing" spoken with a russian accent. Slava! Help! Could you simulate bad pronounciation, please?

hellboy69 wrote:nice pics folks, yes especially Sinny

...if only people were so sweet in "real life"...the mind boggles.

(drunken raving removed)

mh wrote:(drunken raving removed)

Chicken!

'Zackly. Balls out, Sir! We'll have none of that, here.

SINsister wrote: Balls out, Sir!

You may omit that bit. There are children watching. Otherwise subscribed.

eotunun wrote:There are children watching.

...and I'm one of them. Next!

Hey, you can't expect me to remember it!

At least that's the story I'm going to tell the police...

The Cure ~ Pornography remaster

am I in the right place?

Most definitely...