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Catch a dog (a big one!) and two cats for me, please!

And "THEY" say the effects of Global Warming - which will include freakish and unpredictable weather conditions are not to be expected for at least another five years!

eotunun wrote:Catch a dog (a big one!) and two cats for me, please!

Sure! I need to catch a couple of kitties for myself too!

Andy TG wrote:And "THEY" say the effects of Global Warming - which will include freakish and unpredictable weather conditions are not to be expected for at least another five years!

THEY have always lied to us...painting a pretty picture to not doom the horrid reality. Nothing changes really EVER just the hard truth and that's been spoken all over...

It's so too late for earth...if weebies is on Mars and I can get there and back again, I'm heading to Saturn!

Back on topic..
It's cold here like winter. It's been too cold too long for my liking!

sun rain

4 fuckin windy days and another 2 are coming

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote:And "THEY" say the effects of Global Warming - which will include freakish and unpredictable weather conditions are not to be expected for at least another five years!

THEY have always lied to us...painting a pretty picture to not doom the horrid reality. Nothing changes really EVER just the hard truth and that's been spoken all over...

It's so too late for earth...if weebies is on Mars and I can get there and back again, I'm heading to Saturn!

Back on topic..
It's cold here like winter. It's been too cold too long for my liking!

@ Madame - Mars is fine, but i much prefer a Topic or a Picnic

psichonaut wrote:4 fuckin windy days and another 2 are coming

Too much FIBRE in your diet perhaps

Andy TG wrote:

psichonaut wrote:4 fuckin windy days and another 2 are coming

Too much FIBRE in your diet perhaps

i think not mediterranean diet is very balanced

try Metformin, that gives ye wind like ye widnae believe

I had to go stand outside today just to 'crack off' a few
I had a fag while I was there of course, otherwise I'd have looked like a fat old baldy goth adjusting his pants as buses flew by

Andy TG wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote:And "THEY" say the effects of Global Warming - which will include freakish and unpredictable weather conditions are not to be expected for at least another five years!

THEY have always lied to us...painting a pretty picture to not doom the horrid reality. Nothing changes really EVER just the hard truth and that's been spoken all over...

It's so too late for earth...if weebies is on Mars and I can get there and back again, I'm heading to Saturn!

Back on topic..
It's cold here like winter. It's been too cold too long for my liking!

@ Madame - Mars is fine, but i much prefer a Topic or a Picnic

Planets = check!
Topic = check!
Picnic = are you fuckingmad in this cold?! unless you mean inside with the heating on?

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote: THEY have always lied to us...painting a pretty picture to not doom the horrid reality. Nothing changes really EVER just the hard truth and that's been spoken all over...

It's so too late for earth...if weebies is on Mars and I can get there and back again, I'm heading to Saturn!

Back on topic..
It's cold here like winter. It's been too cold too long for my liking!

@ Madame - Mars is fine, but i much prefer a Topic or a Picnic

Planets = check!
Topic = check!
Picnic = are you fuckingmad in this cold?! unless you mean inside with the heating on?

Not the outside type picnik - the chocolate one - YES they still make them - 99p for a 4 pack in most places

Andy TG wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote: @ Madame - Mars is fine, but i much prefer a Topic or a Picnic

Planets = check!
Topic = check!
Picnic = are you fuckingmad in this cold?! unless you mean inside with the heating on?

Not the outside type picnik - the chocolate one - YES they still make them - 99p for a 4 pack in most places

You and Andie know each other too well! My Andie that is!

oh, you mean An~die, hey!
he's supposed to be meeting us for a pint tomorrow

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote: Planets = check!
Topic = check!
Picnic = are you fuckingmad in this cold?! unless you mean inside with the heating on?

Not the outside type picnik - the chocolate one - YES they still make them - 99p for a 4 pack in most places

You and Andie know each other too well! My Andie that is!

@ Madame - AND I am still NOT your Biatch! lol

James Blast wrote:oh, you mean An~die, hey!
he's supposed to be meeting us for a pint tomorrow

Yeah check my signature and the other thread PLEASE!

An~die....is bus~y!



Go to bed I tell thee or thou shall be in no frame of tomorrow dear Jam~es! Still love you though kiddo!

MadameButterfly wrote:

James Blast wrote:oh, you mean An~die, hey!
he's supposed to be meeting us for a pint tomorrow

Yeah check my signature and the other thread PLEASE!

An~die....is bus~y!



Go to bed I tell thee or thou shall be in no frame of tomorrow dear Jam~es! Still love you though kiddo!

@ Madame - does ANDIE has his mouth full perhaps? - Taking bras of with his teeth again is he

Andy TG wrote: @ Madame - AND I am still NOT your Biatch! lol

*whips you!* and *again* and *again* now pours salt over the bloody wounds... say another word without thinking first and I'll take your teeth one by one the painful way (Claire alert!!!! Don't read that babe you will have a horrid dream again)

NO ANDY TG...you are STILL NOT my bitch! Until the day you prove it or I say so! Get it now?

I don't spell the names of people incorrectly! Now know that!

Andie...my bitch is just plain Andie who used to be user Burn.

That must in your drunken state should enable you to work it out.

Now be told! Damnit!

your bitches are your story....we all know that and have seen that in every thread in HL atm....grrr...

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote: @ Madame - AND I am still NOT your Biatch! lol

*whips you!* and *again* and *again* now pours salt over the bloody wounds... say another word without thinking first and I'll take your teeth one by one the painful way (Claire alert!!!! Don't read that babe you will have a horrid dream again)

NO ANDY TG...you are STILL NOT my bitch! Until the day you prove it or I say so! Get it now?

I don't spell the names of people incorrectly! Now know that!

Andie...my bitch is just plain Andie who used to be user Burn.

That must in your drunken state should enable you to work it out.

Now be told! Damnit!

your bitches are your story....we all know that and have seen that in every thread in HL atm....grrr...

@Madame - oopps - sorry - did not mean to rattle your cage - if you know what I mean - I KNOW who your ANDIE is. The fact that he and I share the same name is something i find amusing.

How you know I was a bit drunk is beyound me

As for whipping THATS MY JOB!!!! - and do not even bother to bring any salt!

Andy TG wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote: @ Madame - AND I am still NOT your Biatch! lol

*whips you!* and *again* and *again* now pours salt over the bloody wounds... say another word without thinking first and I'll take your teeth one by one the painful way (Claire alert!!!! Don't read that babe you will have a horrid dream again)

NO ANDY TG...you are STILL NOT my bitch! Until the day you prove it or I say so! Get it now?

I don't spell the names of people incorrectly! Now know that!

Andie...my bitch is just plain Andie who used to be user Burn.

That must in your drunken state should enable you to work it out.

Now be told! Damnit!

your bitches are your story....we all know that and have seen that in every thread in HL atm....grrr...

@Madame - oopps - sorry - did not mean to rattle your cage - if you know what I mean - I KNOW who your ANDIE is. The fact that he and I share the same name is something i find amusing.

How you know I was a bit drunk is beyound me

As for whipping THATS MY JOB!!!! - and do not even bother to bring any salt!

My cage is open Andy! Of course you know my Andie and it's not the name the two of you share in common anyway.

Mwhahaha! That's you getting to know me dear...cheers!

Whipping is the job of the Madame in charge in my book...no salt is involved either in my thought...but the horrors within are not for public viewing.

Andy TG wrote: - did not mean to rattle your cage -

Judging by the sound of it, that's your cage!

Andy TG wrote:

psichonaut wrote:4 fuckin windy days and another 2 are coming

Too much FIBRE in your diet perhaps

No such thing, really.

It's still so cold here in Holland! No sun just cloud cover with it raining at times.

The winds up though...gah! Oh well just a reason to stay home.

after a rainy night it was a brilliant sunny day....here in south of south

too cold to sit outside at Babbity's sans their heating