Heartland

if i miss other things...
i'll enjoy with her

If you miss things like loosing a wrestling fight. breathlessness in the girl on top-position or retrieving the pipe, slippers and the newspaper she'll fullfill all your weird dreams.

Yupp.

psichonaut wrote:

emilystrange wrote:

ooohhh yyyyeeesssss.....

indeed Marco

I always said Miss Ems had the HL males whipped...

emilystrange wrote:well, we have, but most of you lads have been slapped by us.

I've not slapped anyone!

...and I've no pointy boots, either. My toes are made of steel.

sinny, it doesn't have to be physical...

emilystrange wrote:sinny, it doesn't have to be physical...

Well of course it doesn't *have* to - but where's the fun in that?!

Syberberg wrote:As you have found out, it's more than just a forum for Sisters fans, it's also a dating agency.

Hmpf! I have yet to reap the benefits, ho-hum.

I guess that being second in command here at the asylum has its disadvantages, sometimes...

verbal and mental slapping is FUN too...

well I did slap ARF!, and on my patio!
I don't think he enjoyed it

emilystrange wrote:verbal and mental slapping is FUN too...

imaginary spanking is not the same

weebleswobble wrote:

emilystrange wrote:verbal and mental slapping is FUN too...

imaginary spanking is not the same

...wot he said.

Over thousand visitors in this thread..damnit.. ..thousand andrews..hehe...

...a thousand hello's...

christophe wrote:

Planet Dave wrote:

Syberberg wrote: Is that a threat or a promise?

It's a fact - most of us have still got the weals on our asses to prove it.

we are Heartlanders, we like our music hard, our beer cold and our woman fierce.

I like my music cold, my cider fierce, and... well, I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.

SINsister wrote:

Syberberg wrote:As you have found out, it's more than just a forum for Sisters fans, it's also a dating agency.

Hmpf! I have yet to reap the benefits, ho-hum.

I guess that being second in command here at the asylum has its disadvantages, sometimes...

Living on the wrong side of The Pond might have something to do with it...

..what a nice thread..

ThousandAndrews wrote:..what a nice thread..

Threads around here have a tendency to get deranged/debauched/debased* depending upon the level of tea/coffee/alcohol/chemistry/herbs* in the blood stream.

Don't worry, you'll get used to it...hopefully.




(* As applicable).

EDIT: There, happy now Boudicca?

I don't think anything needs deleted there!

No! Why? It´s just funny to see how the thread is growing..

Syberberg wrote:



(* Delete as applicable).

tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me...

We on Heartland have a tendency to go off on very bizarre tangents with our threads in General Chat... just like our conversations when we meet up ... one of the things I love about the place and you will get used to it after a while.

aye. there's absolutely no point in trying to keep things on the straight and narrow here.

eotunun wrote:
Sings:"You can have her, I don't want her.."

Oh mama