For the Ladz....
- timsinister
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Scotty, PhD? Masters in PURE FILTH?!
- Planet Dave
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Havent you lot got any sitting around on the sofa in your pants to be getting on with?
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
Bonkers??Hey, told ya I'm bonkers.
And a bonkers Italian is quite a thing
Bonking would be quite a thing.
@PD. I see you trespassed on the pot pourri/ cakes & hoovering thread.
Tsk tsk.
- Planet Dave
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I trespassed on here too. Sue me.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
- Ramone
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All who think Planet Dave is being told what he can and what he can't say on this thread by an outside influence say 'Aye'..
AYE!!
Ahhh, another night of the lads coming round for a cheeky smoke , some cold ones and the game on the big screen LCD all inglorious surround sound...
Heaven can't be to far from this perfect scenario..just swap 'the lads' for 'kate beckinsale and Charisma Carpenter.
AYE!!
Ahhh, another night of the lads coming round for a cheeky smoke , some cold ones and the game on the big screen LCD all inglorious surround sound...
Heaven can't be to far from this perfect scenario..just swap 'the lads' for 'kate beckinsale and Charisma Carpenter.
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
- Syberberg
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Alright ladz, everything's sorted, we can stop looking now. Just whip her off to the local hospital for a quick ultrasound scan and bingo!
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
How does a Man make a Woman cum?Syberberg wrote:Alright ladz, everything's sorted, we can stop looking now. Just whip her off to the local hospital for a quick ultrasound scan and bingo!
Who fuckin' cares!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- psichonaut
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italians scientists found it? ....ppppfffftt....in Italy every man knows where it is
....and every woman in the world knows it
....and every woman in the world knows it
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
- psichonaut
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@ me
ask the ladies
ask the ladies
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
- EvilBastard
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Oh puh-leeeeeeeeeze! It's only because the italians have better PR than the rest of us! We all know where it is, it's only the italians who have been able to convince the birds that they care where it is!psichonaut wrote:italians scientists found it? ....ppppfffftt....in Italy every man knows where it is
....and every woman in the world knows it
Complete and utter bol!ocks - italian men are just like the rest of us: roll after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and fall asleep.
and may Marco strike me down if it is otherwise
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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aye......roll after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and.........start the second halfEvilBastard wrote:Oh puh-leeeeeeeeeze! It's only because the italians have better PR than the rest of us! We all know where it is, it's only the italians who have been able to convince the birds that they care where it is!psichonaut wrote:italians scientists found it? ....ppppfffftt....in Italy every man knows where it is
....and every woman in the world knows it
Complete and utter bol!ocks - italian men are just like the rest of us: after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and fall asleep.
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
- weebleswobble
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What's the Scottish version of foreplay?
"brace yourself"
"brace yourself"
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
- psichonaut
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wrong thread......the 3 words you'd never say is on tjhe other sidemh wrote:How about "are you awake?"
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
- Syberberg
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You take a half-time break between foreplay and penetration? I know footie leads to obsessive behaviour, but that's going a tad far.psichonaut wrote:aye......roll after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and.........start the second halfEvilBastard wrote:Oh puh-leeeeeeeeeze! It's only because the italians have better PR than the rest of us! We all know where it is, it's only the italians who have been able to convince the birds that they care where it is!psichonaut wrote:italians scientists found it? ....ppppfffftt....in Italy every man knows where it is
....and every woman in the world knows it
Complete and utter bol!ocks - italian men are just like the rest of us: after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and fall asleep.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
- psichonaut
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not between the foreplay and the penetration, but just a sigarette between the 1st and the 2ndSyberberg wrote:You take a half-time break between foreplay and penetration? I know footie leads to obsessive behaviour, but that's going a tad far.psichonaut wrote:aye......roll after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and.........start the second halfEvilBastard wrote: Oh puh-leeeeeeeeeze! It's only because the italians have better PR than the rest of us! We all know where it is, it's only the italians who have been able to convince the birds that they care where it is!
Complete and utter bol!ocks - italian men are just like the rest of us: after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and fall asleep.
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
- Syberberg
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That's alright then.psichonaut wrote:not between the foreplay and the penetration, but just a sigarette between the 1st and the 2ndSyberberg wrote:You take a half-time break between foreplay and penetration? I know footie leads to obsessive behaviour, but that's going a tad far.psichonaut wrote: aye......roll after afterwards, fart, steal the covers, and.........start the second half
I'm not allowed to have a ciggy in the bedroom, so I go and have a drink, then return when the half time entertainment is well underway.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
..and for your trespass there, MB will turn you into Planet Daphne..Planet Dave wrote:I trespassed on here too. Sue me.
(I admit I was considering to commit that very trespass with a new user named "eotrudy", but then felt that was too silly even for my standards..)
Oh, and for that G-spot topic: I guess most ladies think the italian chaps are their G-spots.
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~Rufus T. Firefly
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Meanwhile, the girls in the other room are being so deep... I can't believe how shallow you guys are ! And the fact that you're talking about penetration all the time doesn't make it any better !
Are guys simply incapable of being any deep ? Are they afraid ? Are they shy ? Are they stupid ? Are they hiding their true nature ? Are they... all that and then some more ?
But the real issue is : who gives a rat's ass ? It's girls I want to understand (yeah, yeah, it's a really interested kind of understanding, I know). What goes on in a guy's mind, I couldn't care less !
Are guys simply incapable of being any deep ? Are they afraid ? Are they shy ? Are they stupid ? Are they hiding their true nature ? Are they... all that and then some more ?
But the real issue is : who gives a rat's ass ? It's girls I want to understand (yeah, yeah, it's a really interested kind of understanding, I know). What goes on in a guy's mind, I couldn't care less !
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
- Planet Dave
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I'd call the voices in my head 'inside influence' personally. But I'm with Eric on this, if this is even a vague cross-section of manliness then i'm off for the op. Wonder if you can get a brainectomy on the NHS?Ramone wrote:All who think Planet Dave is being told what he can and what he can't say on this thread by an outside influence say 'Aye'..
AYE!!
Ahhh, another night of the lads coming round for a cheeky smoke , some cold ones and the game on the big screen LCD all inglorious surround sound...
Heaven can't be to far from this perfect scenario..just swap 'the lads' for 'kate beckinsale and Charisma Carpenter.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
- psichonaut
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well i wear off my shoes.....can i?
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him