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Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 16:48
by Andy TG
SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 18:42
by James Blast
to answer the original question: no, not these days

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 20:27
by Honeythorn
Andy TG wrote:
SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 20:28
by Hexe Luciferia
Honeythorn wrote:
Andy TG wrote:
SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 20:32
by EvilBastard
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote:
Andy TG wrote: At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
I'd have to agree with you - the problem I've always had is that I adopt a "5-day testmatch" mentality, which is all well and good when it's a Saturday night and if the game goes on until 5am Sunday it doesn't really matter. It's a different story on a school/work night when a "quickie" is much more in order, I just can't seem to deal with the sprints as opposed to the marathons. :roll:

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 20:49
by Hexe Luciferia
EvilBastard wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote: HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
I'd have to agree with you - the problem I've always had is that I adopt a "5-day testmatch" mentality, which is all well and good when it's a Saturday night and if the game goes on until 5am Sunday it doesn't really matter. It's a different story on a school/work night when a "quickie" is much more in order, I just can't seem to deal with the sprints as opposed to the marathons. :roll:
Absolutely, sometimes the "quickie" is needed for various reasons and it can be much fun as well as those long, wonderful endless hours spent during any-single-thing to each other :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry. Got carried away.
Maybe it's time I get my coat... :innocent:

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 20:50
by Andy TG
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote:
Andy TG wrote: At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
Oh I forgot to add that "After Play" (After Glow) is also something to be cherished and not rushed . Perhaps I have a weird way of looking at love/sex/romance

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 20:58
by EvilBastard
Andy TG wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote: HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
Oh I forgot to add that "After Play" (After Glow) is also something to be cherished and not rushed . Perhaps I have a weird way of looking at love/sex/romance
Which leads us to the question, "What do non-smokers do afterwards?" I find that getting up, fetching water, cigs, ashtray and lighter, apart from giving you a discrete opportunity to flush the johnny, makes a natural break between one activity and another, and allows you to have a pause when each person can think their own thoughts in the post-coital peace before embarking on further mutual pleasuring.

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 21:08
by 6FeetOver
I just realized that most of this convo's completely over my head. :( :oops:

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 21:17
by Dilitantte
Which leads us to the question, "What do non-smokers do afterwards?" I find that getting up, fetching water, cigs, ashtray and lighter, apart from giving you a discrete opportunity to flush the johnny, makes a natural break between one activity and another, and allows you to have a pause when each person can think their own thoughts in the post-coital peace before embarking on further mutual pleasuring.
Look for where our various underclothes have landed... :innocent:

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 21:45
by Dark
SINsister wrote:I just realized that most of this convo's completely over my head. :( :oops:
Give it time dear Mod. :)

And I don't smoke, so afterwards I concentrate more on just enjoying the fact that my mind is completely blank, and everything's just a bit fuzzy.

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 21:47
by 6FeetOver
It's already been half a lifetime, dear Korin. None of us knows how much time we have on this planet, though, eh? ;)

*Hugs*

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 21:52
by Dark
Bless ya. You've got plenty of time, and plenty of boys from which to take your pick.

Hey, if I can get the guys, you'll be able to just swoop in and grab as many or as few as you want. :lol: :D

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 21:54
by reactiv8
Sycophant

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 22:00
by Dark
It's called being nice.

Posted: 24 Mar 2008, 22:03
by MadameButterfly
yeah and korin is always a nice guy! :kiss:

Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 12:52
by Francis
MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours
Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target. :innocent:

Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 13:24
by MadameButterfly
Francis wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours
Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target. :innocent:
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hours :innocent:

Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 16:48
by Norman Hunter
weebleswobble wrote:Nothing is more interesting than porn, what a silly fookin' question ;D
Double-porn?

(Said the short-sighted one, who is in Jimmy's for an operation on his groin area tomorrow :eek: )

Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 20:51
by psichonaut
Honeythorn wrote:HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon.
Pppppffffttt....i started my last saturday....and maybe this night i can end it ;D

Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 21:09
by canon docre
Norman Hunter wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Nothing is more interesting than porn, what a silly fookin' question ;D
Double-porn?

(Said the short-sighted one, who is in Jimmy's for an operation on his groin area tomorrow :eek: )
:eek: Poor Mr. Hunter. So no pron for you the next cuppa days, I suppose? :innocent:

Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 21:42
by markfiend
A poll dazzling in its inanity ;D :notworthy:

Posted: 26 Mar 2008, 00:22
by smiscandlon
Heartland vs porn?

Well I haven't been around on HL for a while. You do the math(s). :innocent:

Though that Andy was missing for bloody years. Dirty bugger.

Posted: 26 Mar 2008, 00:30
by boudicca
He must have been watching Dutch pr0n, as they take forever, apparently... :innocent:

Posted: 26 Mar 2008, 00:33
by smiscandlon
boudicca wrote:He must have been watching Dutch pr0n, as they take forever, apparently... :innocent:
I'm sure there's a gag in there somewhere about sticking fingers in dykes, but I'm too much of a gentleman to pursue it.