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That worked for me!!!!!!! Cost a bloody fortune too. I guess thats why my dad isn't actually talking to me at the minute, after three years I'm going through a nasty divorce Oops

Jim wrote: If we're gonna fit all of planets beaus in there it'll have to be a bloody big room.

I only have one beau and one bit on the side. They take turns.

Black Planet wrote:

Jim wrote: If we're gonna fit all of planets beaus in there it'll have to be a bloody big room.

I only have one beau and one bit on the side. They take turns.

Atta girl Planet! me too.

Black Planet wrote:

Master Margarita wrote:

Black Planet wrote:You wear leather Jammies????

That's more than I had hoped for!

Planet, baby, when you live life as fast as I do, you need to wear leathers all the time.

LOL You are quite funny MM. Fast life, eh? If that's so, you would actually enjoy Sin City, the City That Never Sleeps. Vegas is cool, I love it there.

As for your leathers.....put your money where your mouth is. Prove it to me.

I can't think of a way of proving it to you without a photo, thus revealing my identity. Which I would rather not. But suffice to say that I try to pack equal amounts of stamina, vigour and villainy in my leder-beder-hosen. How does that sound?

Black Dahlia wrote: Watch this one Planet - he makes Casanova look like a slow worker ....

Casanova? Purrrlease. Uncle Oswald.

Jim wrote: If we're gonna fit all of planets beaus in there it'll have to be a bloody big room.

Shurely Jim you just need a big white bed.

Master Margarita wrote:

Jim wrote: If we're gonna fit all of planets beaus in there it'll have to be a bloody big room.

Shurely Jim you just need a big white bed.

Look. we've sorted it - Jim and Hal are coming over to my place ...............

Master Margarita wrote:
I can't think of a way of proving it to you without a photo, thus revealing my identity. Which I would rather not. But suffice to say that I try to pack equal amounts of stamina, vigour and villainy in my leder-beder-hosen. How does that sound?

ER well, I'm not much into short pants, even if they are leather. But your stamina vigour and villany intrigue me....

Master Margarita wrote:

Jim wrote: If we're gonna fit all of planets beaus in there it'll have to be a bloody big room.

Shurely Jim you just need a big white bed.

Some wild idea and a big white bed

Now you know better than that, I said .......

damn

i got lost reading this thread twice now...

just what is going on in Planets bedroom?...or is it my imagination sweetheart?...why wasn't i invited?...

and what has some short leather pants got to do with everything?...

damn...damn damn...damn damn damn...