Snow,how much have you got?

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Dear Mr. Snow Man,
Okay we get the point, now fuck off it's not funny anymore!

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James Blast wrote:Dear Mr. Snow Man,
Okay we get the point, now fuck off it's not funny anymore!

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That telt him

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markfiend wrote: Oh and if anyone's had an email or text to the effect of "the police will be stopping people with large amounts of snow on their car roof and fine them £60" it's not true.
One of the parents 'informed' me of this, this morning. I gave them my best Paddington stare and told them it was tish.
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The Mum has been driving me daft with that one, apparently it was on the news so it must be true.
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Some scratters just knocked at the door. (Carol-singing no doubt.) As I was on the phone to my boss at the time I ignored them. So one of them tried to look through the letterbox, calling "coo-ee". So I yelled "just fúck off will you?" (with an aside of "sorry John" to the boss)

The reply was a volley of snowballs at the front door. Cúnts.
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"coo-ee"?

you told a bunch of Women's Instituters to f*ck off? :lol:
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you're a bad man fiendy :lol:
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James Blast wrote:you're a bad man fiendy :lol:
I try ;D
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Brighton finally succumbed to the snow last night. We have this much:

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lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton finally succumbed to the snow last night. We have this much:

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(backgarden, this morning, Lazarus Corporation corporate HQ)
I too have a garden table souffle
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Just a bit. like 3-4 inches actually.
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Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees :urff:

I'm in a city, for snow's sake!
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees :urff:
That seems to have been a vain hope - it's now been snowing very heavily for over an hour.

Like others on here my only thought is AAAAAARGH - MAKE IT STOP :urff: :roll:
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I think we should all pray and give offerings to the snowgod, to send a whole helluva clump around Em's school, so the OfSted inspectors can't get there.
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:
Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees :urff:
That seems to have been a vain hope - it's now been snowing very heavily for over an hour.

Like others on here my only thought is AAAAAARGH - MAKE IT STOP :urff: :roll:
Boreas seems to be taking offence to your postings CP :lol:
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First day without snow but the temperature is now absolutely baltic!
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Driving home from school today and it was -10.

That's silly and totally unnecessary.
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We're due for a lot of it i'm afraid. You all over in the UK and us over in the States where I and xxKyo13xx live are gonna get a lot.
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees :urff:

I'm in a city, for snow's sake!
... same in Cologne ... freezing the locks of my car ... gotta find a parking close to the traffic and its warming exhaust fumes ... :innocent: ...
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COO-EE, funny :lol:
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It's blimmin snegging, AGAIN!
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Tomorrow, from an early hour of the day, Mr Carpy shall be duelling with Mr Snowey Bastard via the medium of a long hill hike.

Yep, I've gone stir-crazy and really have to get back out in my walking boots so I'm thinking screw the snow - let's take it on head first with my usual 3 hour countryside hike. Might take longer and need the odd detour but that white stuff needs taking down a peg.

If you're all lucky I'll batter him into submission & you'll all have tropical sun by Monday ;D
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it's pissing down here --its going to be an ice rink tomorrow ..
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James Blast wrote:but you live in your own imagination ;D
So I do. Accounts for a lot.

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No snow at all here.
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