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Dear Mr. Snow Man,
Okay we get the point, now fuck off it's not funny anymore!

James Blast wrote:Dear Mr. Snow Man,
Okay we get the point, now fuck off it's not funny anymore!

That telt him

markfiend wrote: Oh and if anyone's had an email or text to the effect of "the police will be stopping people with large amounts of snow on their car roof and fine them £60" it's not true.

One of the parents 'informed' me of this, this morning. I gave them my best Paddington stare and told them it was tish.

The Mum has been driving me daft with that one, apparently it was on the news so it must be true.
I wear my snowhican with pride, it shows how individual I am.

Some scratters just knocked at the door. (Carol-singing no doubt.) As I was on the phone to my boss at the time I ignored them. So one of them tried to look through the letterbox, calling "coo-ee". So I yelled "just fúck off will you?" (with an aside of "sorry John" to the boss)

The reply was a volley of snowballs at the front door. Cúnts.

"coo-ee"?

you told a bunch of Women's Instituters to f*ck off?

you're a bad man fiendy

James Blast wrote:you're a bad man fiendy

I try

Brighton finally succumbed to the snow last night. We have this much:


(backgarden, this morning, Lazarus Corporation corporate HQ)

lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton finally succumbed to the snow last night. We have this much:


(backgarden, this morning, Lazarus Corporation corporate HQ)

I too have a garden table souffle

Just a bit. like 3-4 inches actually.

Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees

I'm in a city, for snow's sake!

Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees

That seems to have been a vain hope - it's now been snowing very heavily for over an hour.

Like others on here my only thought is AAAAAARGH - MAKE IT STOP

I think we should all pray and give offerings to the snowgod, to send a whole helluva clump around Em's school, so the OfSted inspectors can't get there.

Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:

Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees

That seems to have been a vain hope - it's now been snowing very heavily for over an hour.

Like others on here my only thought is AAAAAARGH - MAKE IT STOP

Boreas seems to be taking offence to your postings CP

First day without snow but the temperature is now absolutely baltic!

Driving home from school today and it was -10.

That's silly and totally unnecessary.

We're due for a lot of it i'm afraid. You all over in the UK and us over in the States where I and xxKyo13xx live are gonna get a lot.

Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Not so much snow tonight but we're dropping to around -10 degrees

I'm in a city, for snow's sake!

... same in Cologne ... freezing the locks of my car ... gotta find a parking close to the traffic and its warming exhaust fumes ... ...

COO-EE, funny

It's blimmin snegging, AGAIN!

Tomorrow, from an early hour of the day, Mr Carpy shall be duelling with Mr Snowey Bastard via the medium of a long hill hike.

Yep, I've gone stir-crazy and really have to get back out in my walking boots so I'm thinking screw the snow - let's take it on head first with my usual 3 hour countryside hike. Might take longer and need the odd detour but that white stuff needs taking down a peg.

If you're all lucky I'll batter him into submission & you'll all have tropical sun by Monday

it's pissing down here --its going to be an ice rink tomorrow ..

James Blast wrote:but you live in your own imagination

So I do. Accounts for a lot.

Avalanches are now tumbling from my roof. I fully expect the Milk Tray man to emerge from one of them.

No snow at all here.
2:09 am local time,10-13 beers drunk,chicken on the grill,doesn't expect anything,life is good,take care