Heartland

EvilBastard wrote:What's this?! Mistress Ericka in a cardigan?! What happened?!!?!?

Still looking ravishing though

i agree with the bastard, you'd look gorgeous in a coal-sack! hubba-hubba!*





* NB:- -eastmidswhizzkid NEVER says "hubba-hubba"...it's just for Erika for looking PHWOOARR!**















**NB:- i say "phwooarr!" all the time.

i've spent an awful lot of today NOT doing what i should have been doing. i have a home visit from my housing officer tomorrow about a noise complaint (my first in 10 years - not bad going really) and i should have been tidying/cleaning blah, blah blah yadda, yadda, yadda etc. which i really and truly just couldnt be fucking bothered to do. however, fuelled with the massive bag of whizz i took to do the cleaning i have spent all day sampling porn film soundtracks, slowing them down and making horror film soundtracks instead. i hope they appreciate them.

Yesterday we began scouting out towns (Kettering) where we can afford to buy a home. Today I am assembling a list of where to go, fancy Nottingham but got to go and see.

Traveling from DC to western Michigan for an academic conference. American Airlines is the worst. This day has been a fiasco.

Michigan, on the other hand, is cold and snowy (to my liking), filled with nice people (also to my liking), and seems to have a fantastic local beer business (unsurprisingly, also to my liking). Plus, the rental agency at the airport gave me a convertible Mustang. Red

Laser sawing a 940 carat diamond. With a film crew to breathe in my neck.
I've had more relaxed pastimes.
Luckily enough I get paid for this

IZ.

Snouds interesting.

Lasers, coke and ....

Getting the summer tyres on the car before the winter ones totally melt

Getting car insurance quotes, heck the Wirral was cheaper than Pudsey lol

Whacking on the sun block before I head down to the lake for the start of the yacht racing season

Bit late, but put in basil, mint and chives.

Sitting in the sort of end-of-semester meetings that make me long for the sweet blessed release of death. Not necessarily for myself, mind you...

sultan2075 wrote:Sitting in the sort of end-of-semester meetings that make me long for the sweet blessed release of death. Not necessarily for myself, mind you...

Yesterday we drove back from France, today I will mostly be crashing and trying to see a doctor to sort my pain meds out. On a plus note I have 3kg of rolling tobacco so will be sorted for a few days.

Not today, but last Saturday, there was a comic-con in Oldham. "King" Carlos Ezquerra was there doing A4 sketches at £30 a go, so I got this...

markfiend wrote:Not today, but last Saturday, there was a comic-con in Oldham. "King" Carlos Ezquerra was there doing A4 sketches at £30 a go, so I got this...

cool as fuck.

Re-potting all the chilli seedlings


Including the Maruga scorpions

Today will be spent mostly worrying and hoping, as my son Alex goes for his black belt 3rd Dan grading this afternoon. Must say I’m proud of his dedication. Not bad for a fourteen year old!

NickB wrote:Today will be spent mostly worrying and hoping, as my son Alex goes for his black belt 3rd Dan grading this afternoon. Must say I’m proud of his dedication. Not bad for a fourteen year old!

Fingers crossed for him

Pista wrote:

NickB wrote:Today will be spent mostly worrying and hoping, as my son Alex goes for his black belt 3rd Dan grading this afternoon. Must say I’m proud of his dedication. Not bad for a fourteen year old!

Fingers crossed for him

Thanks!!!

Woo hoo! He passed!!!

NickB wrote:Woo hoo! He passed!!!

Awesome!

Pista: Do you eat the scorpion chilis?

Today I'm baking strawberry cake.

UniversalRinging wrote:Pista: Do you eat the scorpion chilis?

It's the first time I've tried growing them &, to be honest, I am a little scared to eat them as is.
I have a sauce recipe so I'll probably go that route.
Either that or hand them in to the police so they can make tear gas with them

Pista: Phew. I was going to say, that's some serious masochism. Orally or... um... otherwise lol.

Today I'm baking another strawberry cake because the first one didn't turn out so good and there are still two pounds of strawberries in the fridge.

UniversalRinging wrote:Pista: Phew. I was going to say, that's some serious masochism. Orally or... um... otherwise lol.

I have already experienced ghost chillies & I can recommend to anyone DO NOT do that 3 hours before a trans Atlantic flight.