Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 16 Jan 2023, 22:36
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Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 13:06
Is it just me or are tweets not embedding any more? I had to click through to twitter.com for that one. More evidence that Musk's Twitter takeover is going just great...
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 13:08
What's a "blue siren"? The siren is the bit that makes the noise, no?Pista wrote: ↑14 Jan 2023, 10:07 If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 13:31
SMART ARSEmarkfiend wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 13:08What's a "blue siren"? The siren is the bit that makes the noise, no?Pista wrote: ↑14 Jan 2023, 10:07 If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 14:14
In fact my arse is nearly as smart as the rest of me
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 15:24
It makes a sad noise I thinkmarkfiend wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 13:08What's a "blue siren"? The siren is the bit that makes the noise, no?Pista wrote: ↑14 Jan 2023, 10:07 If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 17:53
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 23:35
"Let's make some news Ho Ho Ho and they will buy it" 
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 18 Jan 2023, 10:29
Oh OK thanks. I wonder what I did then?
Must be something I did to firefox cos it works fine in Chrome.Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 18 Jan 2023, 13:41
"Sorry I didn't quite catch your order."
"Apologies. I'm a little horse."
"Apologies. I'm a little horse."
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 23 Jan 2023, 10:47
Nobody's letter box is safe from the Surfdale Sausager.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 24 Jan 2023, 14:36
Don't you just hate when your fish start buying stuff with your credit card?
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 25 Jan 2023, 10:08
Hungry? Plastered? McDonald's has you covered
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 28 Jan 2023, 10:24
Hello. I'll be your dog today. How may I help you?
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 30 Jan 2023, 14:11
Yep. That'll totally work.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 10:15
Man shocked....SHOCKED to learn Thai chicken snack contains.....Thai chicken.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 03 Feb 2023, 15:56
Oh no! I've broken the head off this bolt! I know, I'll glue it back on with superglue. Oh and do the same for the other six I broke. It'll be fine, it's only the coolant system on a nuclear submarine's reactor
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 03 Feb 2023, 16:29
markfiend wrote: ↑03 Feb 2023, 15:56 Oh no! I've broken the head off this bolt! I know, I'll glue it back on with superglue. Oh and do the same for the other six I broke. It'll be fine, it's only the coolant system on a nuclear submarine's reactor
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 05 Feb 2023, 12:24
We are Doomedmarkfiend wrote: ↑03 Feb 2023, 15:56 Oh no! I've broken the head off this bolt! I know, I'll glue it back on with superglue. Oh and do the same for the other six I broke. It'll be fine, it's only the coolant system on a nuclear submarine's reactor
Set Panik Mode On;
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 15 Feb 2023, 13:16
Southampton Football Club bans...A) smoke flares....B) beer bottles...or.....C) Harry Haddock....?
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Feb 2023, 13:49
Eight whole minutes. The struggle is real folks.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Feb 2023, 20:21
Nothing happened there, get back to whatever you do
On other news: Aliens!!!
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Feb 2023, 20:40
Hobby Club’s Missing Balloon Feared Shot Down!
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 18 Feb 2023, 14:14
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 19 Feb 2023, 09:47
This is a serious case of flock of Llamas, as i see ^^Pista wrote: ↑18 Feb 2023, 14:14 Actual headline: 'Cunning' fake priest accused of swindling MILLIONS from churches to buy 'premium llamas'.
