I thought Von was thin...

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SINsister wrote:
_emma_ wrote:...until I saw Christian Bale in "the Machinist".
Some photos here: 1 , 2 , 3
and an interview
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:eek: I luuuurve skinny guys, but...well, that's just atrocious. *Recoils in horror* :urff: And CB used to be so cute, too. :(
Never fear Sinny CB is back on form :P
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Dear lord.

I do not come onto this forum to be accosted by deeply disturbing images of Justin Timber-lame. :urff:
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he's hardly slender, is he?
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emilystrange wrote:he's hardly slender, is he?
No, he ain't.

However, I have always described him as looking "like David Brent on a diet".

Think about it, it's true!
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he has a face like a squashed tomato.
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emilystrange wrote:he has a face like a squashed tomato.
I guess that's true if you describe Brent's face as a tomato, which fits quiet well, actually.
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There is a strong similarity between their attempts at dancing too...

Compare, if you will, Mr. Timberlame's vomit-inducing gyrations in that awful "Rock Your Body" video, to Brent's fusion of Flashdance with "MC Hammer s**t". :lol:

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