Heartland

oh christ yes.

How's Ian at arm-wrestling ? Tell him not to get involved in thumb-wars tho'

Blimey!

I leave off posting for a couple of months and all of a sudden I sing like a girl and aparantly am assumed to fight like one. Tut, tut.

but is it true, ian?

See, I took the job of filling in for Mia very seriously. I spent 3 months intensively training with a vocal coach and went through a course of estrogen injections to raise my upper range - all at my own expense I may add, just so you ungrateful sods can have a good night out. And all you can do is mock.

You make me sick, sitting there in you painted black bedrooms, tapping away on you crappy computers, to a load dirgey music well past its sell-by date, thinking you're safe from reprisal - well let me tell you something f' nowt ... as soon as the hormone related 'swellings' have gone down I'll be visiting each and every one of you and then we'll see who fights like a girl ........

well, there's an offer you don't get every day. bring it on!

Ian - Rhythm Smurph wrote:Blimey!

I leave off posting for a couple of months and all of a sudden I sing like a girl and aparantly am assumed to fight like one. Tut, tut.

At least you knew the words