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scotty wrote:
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boudicca wrote:Just remembering Paul and his cheeseless pizza! :lol: :notworthy:


and what exactly is wrong with cheeseless pizza? It certainly kept Scotty amused watching me order it. :lol:
:lol: "A pizza without the cheese is like a hug without the squeeze" :oops:
cheeseless pizza is better than pizza without cheese OR toppings...

... which is exactly what the "doughballs" that Boudicca was eating were :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
... which is exactly what the "doughballs" that Boudicca was eating were :lol:
...savory profiteroles :roll: :lol:
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timsinister wrote:
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timsinister wrote:We all went through the Crowesque makeup stage.
speak for yourself, dancing boy. :wink:
"Dancing"? :wink:
Well, we think you were dancing ... you could have been suffering from a severe gastric ulcer :lol:
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timsinister wrote:
Dark wrote::notworthy:

I'm not sure of a proper reply to that.. :lol:
You're the Oral Terrorist mate! :twisted:
:lol:

I'll remember that for my next date. :P
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lazarus corporation wrote:
timsinister wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote: speak for yourself, dancing boy. :wink:
"Dancing"? :wink:
Well, we think you were dancing ... you could have been suffering from a severe gastric ulcer :lol:
cruel...harsh...and unfair...


but rather funny all the same...

sorry Timothy :lol:
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Dark wrote:
timsinister wrote:
Dark wrote::notworthy:

I'm not sure of a proper reply to that.. :lol:
You're the Oral Terrorist mate! :twisted:
:lol:

I'll remember that for my next date. :P
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And to think I had the confidence in him to look after the creche.. :roll:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
timsinister wrote:We all went through the Crowesque makeup stage.
speak for yourself, dancing boy. :wink:
Indeed! Don't you "we" us, Von Sinister! :P
lazarus corporation wrote:
boudicca wrote:Just remembering Paul and his cheeseless pizza! :lol: :notworthy:


and what exactly is wrong with cheeseless pizza? It certainly kept Scotty amused watching me order it. :lol:
There is in fact nothing wrong with it. Just found it highly amusing at the time, until I realised I was the odd one out with my little dough-snacks... :oops: :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:Your problem is with teenagers, not vegetarians. :wink:
:lol: I concede.
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James Blast wrote:I prophesy disaster
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

i love that phrase ;D 8) :notworthy:
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nick the stripper wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Your problem is with teenagers, not vegetarians. :wink:
:lol: I concede.
:lol: I remember the relief, on my 20th b-day, that I was no longer one.
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lazarus corporation wrote: Well, we think you were dancing ... you could have been suffering from a severe gastric ulcer :lol:
You got the right first letter, and it was definitely in my stomach...
:oops:
Burn wrote: cruel...harsh...and unfair...


but rather funny all the same...

sorry Timothy :lol:
By calling me Timothy, you've hereby conceded all apology points! :evil:
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You We us? Blast, can I get a translation?
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sorry that one baffled me too
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James Blast wrote:I prophesy disaster
Disaster averted. No explosions or bullets, only manic happiness. 8)
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good call young one 8)
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Quiff Boy wrote:
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MadameButterfly wrote: carrots are veggies and have no feelings
Quiffy's a veggie so ... yeh, Debs you're right. You've just called Herr Administrator an unfeeling Narrow B&stard Overlord. He's a hard man. Retribution is nigh. :von:

:lol:
you kids :roll: :lol:
that "veggie" was slang for vegetable...not QB, so :roll: that mystery solved...

Johnny dear sir, misinterpretation resolved to above mentioned photo of men with make-up.

for HL please could we have the one of tim...do not care how you do it but please!!! Thanking you in advance.
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