Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
indeed. I am cursed with a excessively-visual imagination, and the line "That Christmas magic's brought this tale to a very happy ending"...
...well, let's just say that until you've visualised a scrotum full of walnuts being tossed off by a pint-sized antipodean songstress you can never truly say that you've needed mind-bleach.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody