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weebleswobble wrote: Here be the shoddy Fone Piccies

WOW. this looks very 'Blairwitch Project to me.

Maybe it is possible to reconstruct the incidents by analyzing the pics? Scully Mulder?

Could someone please give an account of what happened last night leading to me leaving as theres a blank in my memory. By PM if you like, but I'm not fussed.

Classic alien abduction case.

No memory.
Confused.
Vague sense of embarrassment.

Yup, I reckon it was the Little Green Men with the Anal Probe for you, Dan.

Excellent night, by and large. Must've been, my head hurts.

Dan, pm incoming. I suggest you sit down...

Fuckin' CLASSIC, but now I feel like a pig shat in my head.

I think me and Steve were the last to leave? I do not remember leaving, or navigating the mile to my home. Apologies to the lovely Sarah if I destroyed her club on departure...

Well, Dave's helped fill in the blanks in my memory. Jeez, was I that bad? Wow, I dunno what to say. Maybe the Little Green Men would have been preferable. My humble apologies to everyone there last night if I acted like a tit. I'll stay off the booze if that's what it does to me.

Did you destroy the club or just the records they played, Tim? If it was the latter, no worries.

Was marvellous to meet you Sarah, how good of you to put up with a bunch of sad old ex-goths all evening!

Who was it who suggested Mark would be able to make sense of anything???

Only Claire, who was quite complimentary to me!

Poor sod was hammered by the time I got there, but he stayed standing for the next four or five hours SOLID DRINKING!



Sorry, the poor sod was Mark.

timsinister wrote:Only Claire, who was quite complimentary to me!

I edited out "Brylcreem tosspot" from my description...

How dare you!















It's hairspray, none of this old 'cream' rubbish for me.

*thinks*

This discussion could go in a direction I have no intention of taking it...

that was a class night. you guys throw some great shapes on the dancefloor

I think my head may have just stopped hurting.

Damn fine night.

Very nice to meet the utterly crazy & hilariously nuts Weebles for the first time. I liked your hat.

You too Sarah. I like your hair. & thanks for letting us go into your place... even though I thought it was The Phono you had & not The Basement.

Planet : Pleasure as always my friend.
Tim : Epitome of coolness in black.
Mark : Thanks for the shades. Good to see you again.
Dan : Slow down, sit back & relax mate.

I seem to remember being on the dancefloor for quite a while in Sarah's lair. That just me or does that sound about right?!?

@ Boudicca - "Far too charming & polite" you say? Not according to Weebles but I don't know why. Until next time C.


Got to go, I need a p*ss.

Oh Dan! Next time come party with me, I'll look after you...

So Marky isn't as innocent as he seems to be, hee knew it now he'll just have to prove it to me. *ahem*

It's good to see an interesting time was had by all and if anything you all got p!ssed and destroyed! Well done girls!

Purple, you schmoozed across the dancefloor like sleaze in a Sisters tee. Kudos to you!

Can anyone please inform me:

How did I get home?
How did I get unutterably wrecked and yet seem to have spent only £25? (or did I get more money out?)
What happened in general

Top nite out people. Thanks.

markfiend wrote: Can anyone please inform me:

How did I get home?

A common complaint but I for once did not need my address tag

markfiend wrote:How did I get unutterably wrecked and yet seem to have spent only £25? (or did I get more money out?)

I haven't worked out how much I spent, don't care to know either-all good fun

markfiend wrote:What happened in general

You were blissfully talking bollocks by the time we hit that 'sci-fi' pub

markfiend wrote:Top nite out people. Thanks.

It was a bit

You suited the hat Purple_Alistair (swanning around the pub with the shades, very cool

And yes Sarah we did indeed have the moves, throw the shapes, look like tw@ts..err hold on!

It was a real laugh, let's not wait until next Xmas

weebleswobble wrote:A common complaint but I for once did not need my address tag

Well, I vaguely remember a taxi...

weebleswobble wrote:I haven't worked out how much I spent, don't care to know either-all good fun

Aye, well, I've just been hoping there's no-one sitting at home thinking "that Mark's a right cheapskate cnut, can't stand his round"...

weebleswobble wrote:You were blissfully talking bollocks by the time we hit that 'sci-fi' pub

That's alright then I have very little memory of anything after leaving the Fenton. About all I could tell you about the Subculture is "pink" (sorry Sarah!)

weebleswobble wrote:It was a real laugh, let's not wait until next Xmas

Aye, definitely.

Nae cheapskates Mr Fiend, just a bunch of f*cking Loonies!!!!!!!

Christ Mark, I don't remember ANYONE leaving, let alone myself!

Well, 'cept Dan, but he was more encouraged.

Walking from the Fenton to the Fab took about thirty minutes, which involved me carrying Mark and his Newcastle United scarf, and nothing personal mucker, but you are a bit bigger than me!

It's Wendyhouse this Saturday, but I'm always in the pub on Friday night, if anyone else is about?

I seem to remember leaving the Subculture but the getting out of the door to getting home but in between...? Anyone's guess!

I didn't seem to spend too much either. Strange.

I may be tempted by Wendy House. Leeds are playing (for what its worth) so I'll be p*ssed enough to enjoy it.

Rock'n'roll, my mobiliser number can be located from any of these deviants should you need to contact me prior to the do.

So THAT's how i spunked 60 notes, it must've always been my turn at the bar. B@stards. (in fairness £18 was taxi fare home ).

Mark, I think I could hazard a guess as to how and why you got so unutterably wrecked. Nice form mate. And nice scarf too, as far as geordie Doctor Who's go.

Can't make this weekend, due largely to having spunked 60 notes on Friday, and the small matter of them xmas thingy presents still to be bought. Hey ho, at least I'll have a fully functioning head on Saturday for a change. Have fun, I recommend Alister that you get to Wendyhouse with Tim, bigger dancefloors for you to strut your wickedly funky stuff! (and i should know, eh Tim?)

I shall be at wendyhouse. I'm considering... dressing up! *gasp*

mwa ha ha ha!

timsinister wrote:Walking from the Fenton to the Fab took about thirty minutes, which involved me carrying Mark and his Newcastle United scarf, and nothing personal mucker, but you are a bit bigger than me!

Oh. I do seem to recall leaning on you quite a bit now you mention it...

BTW it's not a Newcastle Bar-codes scarf, it's just black and white stripes. Subtle difference, I know.

timsinister wrote:Rock'n'roll, my mobiliser number can be located from any of these deviants should you need to contact me prior to the do.

here's a thing. My poncy new mobile seems to have taken it upon itself to forget everyone's number that I tried to put in that night. Either that or I haven't worked out how to use it properly as yet. Or I was drunk.

Planet Dave wrote:So THAT's how i spunked 60 notes, it must've always been my turn at the bar. B@stards. (in fairness £18 was taxi fare home ).

Ah, right, looks like we all owe you a pint or seven then Dave

Planet Dave wrote:Mark, I think I could hazard a guess as to how and why you got so unutterably wrecked. Nice form mate.

Don't know what you could be talking about...

Planet Dave wrote:And nice scarf too, as far as geordie Doctor Who's go.

Anyhoo, I can't make this weekend either; a mate's having a birthday so I have prior arrangements.