Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 17:50
I'd love to prove her wrong, but then there is this here thread and all the beer and fart jokes.Dark wrote: Don't tar us all...
It sure doesn't help, does it ?
It sure doesn't help, does it ?
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It sure doesn't help, does it ?
Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 22:05
I wish they'd hurry up with the truth or dare! 
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:10
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:17
....and i put off my socks....
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:22
Women hide their true nature in conversations of make-up and clothes.Badlander wrote: I'd love to prove her wrong, but then there is this here thread and all the beer and fart jokes.
It sure doesn't help, does it ?
We men hide our true nature behind jokes about beer and methane.
Different mechanisms, same end result. (IMHO based upon extensive observations, of course).
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:24
...i speack for myself....but i don't want to talk about serious things here too
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:26
I can light my farts
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:28
"come on baby light my fart"James Blast wrote:I can light my farts
.....it sounds like a song
....and i took my socks away....they smell like hell
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:34
"Take My Socks Away" that was Queen, wasn't it?
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 00:40
Berlin, from the Top Gun Soundtrack!
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 01:01
....but my lady ran off...Tom Cruse lady got undressedeotunun wrote:Berlin, from the Top Gun Soundtrack!
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 01:07
After what you initially said I would have expected your lady to lie somewhere near the door gasping for breath..
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 01:09
that's two ladies!psichonaut wrote:....but my lady ran off...Tom Cruse lady got undressed
Hot Lesbo Vampire Action then!
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 01:15
actionJames Blast wrote:that's two ladies!psichonaut wrote:....but my lady ran off...Tom Cruse lady got undressed
Hot Lesbo Vampire Action then!
one of the got my socks
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 01:21
Those are the employees from the laundry service where you get your socks cleaned, aye?
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 01:27
....now you understand why i pay the double price to the laundry-ownereotunun wrote:Those are the employees from the laundry service where you get your socks cleaned, aye?
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 15:31
Did you ever try walking on water with those socks on? Might work!
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 18:35
....oh no.....i don't want someone calling me Messiaheotunun wrote:Did you ever try walking on water with those socks on? Might work!
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 20:20
So here we are once more. Whilst the debate rages between the two opposing foes across the pages of this forum. I took a little time out to ponder something. Are our ladies really as sweet and innocent as we are led to believe? Are they truly all sweetness and light, happy to debate the pangs of motherhood and the many faults of us men folk in abundance.
Yes, I've glanced at the ladies forum, it's only natural to want to know what the other side is saying. But today I came across an article about how girls in France are waging all out gang wars in and around Paris using knives and teargas! And the men of the land are running scared.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 419918.ece
You only have to watch a 'cat fight' or hear women arguing to see how vicious and scary it can get - and it's even worse if you've ever copped an earful or caught a right hander yourself and felt the full force of those nails!! Ouch!
Yes, I've glanced at the ladies forum, it's only natural to want to know what the other side is saying. But today I came across an article about how girls in France are waging all out gang wars in and around Paris using knives and teargas! And the men of the land are running scared.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 419918.ece
You only have to watch a 'cat fight' or hear women arguing to see how vicious and scary it can get - and it's even worse if you've ever copped an earful or caught a right hander yourself and felt the full force of those nails!! Ouch!
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 21:04
I just can't help wondering : why do human beings feel compelled to hide their "true nature" ? Do they feel vulnerable ? Are they ashamed ? If so, of what ?Syberberg wrote: Women hide their true nature in conversations of make-up and clothes.
We men hide our true nature behind jokes about beer and methane.
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 21:55
Is presenting facts about yourself a base for others to get a hint on how they could get you with an attack?
Many other animals use all kinds of dreadful show to scare off enemies. We carry that instinct in us as well.
Some advanced beings can defend themselves with a flarelike device, though. A gas gland at the rear that repells or sedates most enemies instantly. That is why those advanced beings have retained a higher degree of naturality and pureness.
Good, honest fartypants.
Many other animals use all kinds of dreadful show to scare off enemies. We carry that instinct in us as well.
Some advanced beings can defend themselves with a flarelike device, though. A gas gland at the rear that repells or sedates most enemies instantly. That is why those advanced beings have retained a higher degree of naturality and pureness.
Good, honest fartypants.
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 21:55
*crashes in, all bruises and cuts*
saaaavveeeeee meeeee.... arhhhhhhh
That lass thread is EVIL I'faith!
IZ.
saaaavveeeeee meeeee.... arhhhhhhh
That lass thread is EVIL I'faith!
IZ.
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 21:58
See above, Iz.. Use the farts, my Padavan. Shake off those evil amazons you will.
Posted: 25 Feb 2008, 00:05
Aye, tell me about it, Iz.. not liking lime flavoured Doritos? Shameful.
Posted: 25 Feb 2008, 02:28
Hang on IZ, I'll be back in a minute...Izzy HaveMercy wrote:*crashes in, all bruises and cuts*
saaaavveeeeee meeeee.... arhhhhhhh
That lass thread is EVIL I'faith!
IZ.
Meanwhile, have a stiff drink and break out the med-kit.