Heartland

Posted: **26 Mar 2008, 00:35**

If so, I think you'd be the first person in history to make it, Steven

....

Posted: **26 Mar 2008, 00:36**

Posted: **26 Mar 2008, 00:42**

Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!

Posted: **26 Mar 2008, 00:47**

boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!

Posted: **26 Mar 2008, 10:37**

boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!

He makes you horny?
Sorry, coat!

Posted: **26 Mar 2008, 12:14**

Dark wrote:
boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!
He makes you horny?

Well I couldn't possibly... Oh, wait you meant the little devil guy didn't you? Carry on.

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:28**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Francis wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours
Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target.
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hours

When I find a woman who's keen enough to figure out how to give me multiple orgasms, I might reconsider my position.

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:31**

Poor boys, with your latency period...

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:36**

Francis wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Francis wrote: Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target.
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hours
When I find a woman who's keen enough to figure out how to give me multiple orgasms, I might reconsider my position.

*checks friends list*

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:36**

Lol. But when I can get my rocks off in 2, why should I keep going for you?

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:38**

Who said anything about *you*, dear? I can keep going all for myself.

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:40**

SINsister wrote:Who said anything about *you*, dear? I can keep going all for myself.

And I'll help her in the darkness...

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:46**

Oh, you will now, will you?

*Still cackling*

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:48**

You as in womankind in general. Don't take it personally.

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:51**

Aww...we as womankind within these walls are a different breed you see...

Don't blame us nor sneer at us just love us please.

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 02:52**

I didn't.
You lot (i.e., males) are irrelevant in my world...well, for the most part, anyway.

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 17:40**

SINsister wrote:Poor boys, with your latency period...

You'd be surprised. Sometimes it forgets to happen. If you have the inclination, you can learn to make it forget more often, apparently.

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 19:16**

So I've heard...

Posted: **30 Mar 2008, 23:54**

... Heartland vs Porn?

Ha!

Porn wins - "hands down" - as it were.

Temple of Love or Tunnel of Love - you decide.

Heartland

Is Heartland more interesting than porn?