Were the Apollo Moon landings a hoax?

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The Romans never got to the moon though.

Hey, maybe they did, and UFOs are Romans from the moon?
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according to Daniken Egyptians are from somewhere else or rather their pyramids. :lol:
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Bartek wrote:according to Daniken Egyptians are from somewhere else or rather their pyramids. :lol:
Ah - so the Egypians and The Romans originate from the moon! That proves Neil Armstrong was never playing golf on the moon otherwise he would have paired up with a gladiator or large headed emperor. :|
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Aren't the Egyptians supposed to be from Nibiru or some sh-it?
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
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I thought they all came from the original 12 colonies? (No doubt stopping on the moon for a nice cuppa before disembarking)
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I think I'm getting my mythologies confused :lol:
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markfiend wrote:I think I'm getting my mythologies confused :lol:
Tholoymyths are where it's at :lol:
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moses wrote:
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Flushing toilets invented by the Indus Valley Civilization (c. 3000–1500 BCE, Mature period 2600–1900 BCE) : an ancient civilization that flourished in the Indus River basin. Primarily centred in Pakistan and India.
So they were the inventors&pioneers of water polution :!: :idea:
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markfiend wrote:The Romans never got to the moon though.

Hey, maybe they did, and UFOs are Romans from the moon?
Nope, they went psyho, hijacked an oriental mythology and built an empire still reigning the bigger parts of the industrialized world to which even those who are not part of the empire tend to obey and pay tributes. :wink:
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markfiend wrote:The Romans never got to the moon though.

Hey, maybe they did, and UFOs are Romans from the moon?
Nope, they went psyho, hijacked an oriental mythology and built an empire still reigning the bigger parts of the industrialized world to which even those who are not part of the empire tend to obey and pay tributes. :wink:
Hah! Like what you did there.
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I was searching the link to the video where this plot was very neatly explained. I think it was part of the Barbarians series with Terry Jones as host. Can't find the very one right now. :|
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Flushing toilets invented by the Indus Valley Civilization (c. 3000–1500 BCE, Mature period 2600–1900 BCE) : an ancient civilization that flourished in the Indus River basin. Primarily centred in Pakistan and India.
So they were the inventors&pioneers of water polution :!: :idea:
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Obviously you don't advocate there use.

Everything that humans have invented have their downsides. We live with the benefits of invention for such a short time before suffering the long term consequences.
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Flushing toilets invented by the Indus Valley Civilization (c. 3000–1500 BCE, Mature period 2600–1900 BCE) : an ancient civilization that flourished in the Indus River basin. Primarily centred in Pakistan and India.
So they were the inventors&pioneers of water polution :!: :idea:
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Obviously you don't advocate there use.

Everything that humans have invented have their downsides. We live with the benefits of invention for such a short time before suffering the long term consequences.
As long as I find trees and herbs with big leaves, why should I crap into what others want to drink? :eek: :innocent:
(Seriously, the traditional german farm houses used to have a small lake near them where the sewage of the house lead. Those lakes were shallow enough to allow reed to grow. Reed digested all that came into the lake-No stench, no poluted water. All natural. All clean. Unfortunately you need a lot of room for that! Impossible in an overpoppulated world.)
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Hoo-hoo! Mr. Meercat! I found the linky! It's the last of that list. I posted them all as I think there's many a bored individual out there interested in the whole story.
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Ooh cool. I shouldn't watch streaming TV at work though and can't at home.
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Downloading 'em as we speak! :D

@Mark - a DVD perhaps?
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Would be cool... :notworthy:
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Phew, took a while to convert them, but 'tis done. I can either post the result (which is dirt cheap - about 60p! - so no skin off my nose if that's your preference) or give it to you on the 4th. ;)

Looking forward to watching this myself too... :D
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I thought that markfiend wrote:The Ramones never got to the moon though.
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I thought that markfiend wrote:The Ramones never got to the moon though.
The just howled at it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adecMM4N ... re=related
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That's actually my favourite Ramones song. :)
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mh wrote:Phew, took a while to convert them, but 'tis done. I can either post the result (which is dirt cheap - about 60p! - so no skin off my nose if that's your preference) or give it to you on the 4th. ;)

Looking forward to watching this myself too... :D
See you on the 4th ;)

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