Posted: 23 Mar 2020, 18:50
This one?
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020, 18:51
Did you hear the one about the anti-vaxx goth who refused to listen to The Cure?
Posted: 23 Mar 2020, 19:08
Posted: 23 Mar 2020, 21:37
Lockdown has arrived in the UK now.
Let's hope this thing now gets beaten soon and we can come out the other side, think it's gonna be a long while yet though.
Let's hope this thing now gets beaten soon and we can come out the other side, think it's gonna be a long while yet though.
Posted: 23 Mar 2020, 23:42
Mitchell&Webb on the Corona Crisis (With the Unknown Male 282 starring as Boris Johnson)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 15:09
You can still go for a jog though can't you?Charlie wrote:Lockdown has arrived in the UK now.
If people hadn't been such dicks it would never have come to this.
I did some shopping today for an elderly couple of neighbours today who are in quarantine.
I even gave them some of my birthday cake
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 15:19
Well done on the shopping and cake, that's lovely!Pista wrote:You can still go for a jog though can't you?Charlie wrote:Lockdown has arrived in the UK now.
If people hadn't been such dicks it would never have come to this.
I did some shopping today for an elderly couple of neighbours today who are in quarantine.
I even gave them some of my birthday cake
Oh, yeah i saw all that in the news - crazy, people crowding together everywhere!
You can still go out for food and medicine but in no more than groups of 2. And you can have some exercise once a day but you're supposed to be on your own.
Apparently the tube was still heaving this morning:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52003076
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 16:15
Meanwhile, In Wales, lockdown is being enforced by a Dalek
Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 03:23
"Self-isolate! SELF-ISOLATE!" I hope he was traveling... Caerphilly.Pista wrote:Meanwhile, In Wales, lockdown is being enforced by a Dalek
Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 05:37
EvilBastard wrote: "Self-isolate! SELF-ISOLATE!" I hope he was traveling... Caerphilly.
Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 11:10
From the twitters
Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 11:51
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Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 18:18
Sorted, the boys have it....
Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 18:22
Meanwhile, Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19. Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14. 
Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 19:08
Posted: 26 Mar 2020, 20:34
Social distancing in effect
Posted: 26 Mar 2020, 20:47
is good at that for sure.Posted: 26 Mar 2020, 21:51
Not the first time eitherSwinnow wrote:
Posted: 26 Mar 2020, 22:05
"State of Wayne's barnet, Gary come soothe my brow"alternatively....
"Be gone darklings, verily we need to become more Meatloaf"Posted: 27 Mar 2020, 12:25
And Boris has apparently tested positive.
Posted: 27 Mar 2020, 12:41
I watched him and Sunak clapping last night and at the end of the clip, dispite warnings not to have friends over or to visit people, Sunak followed him into No. 10mh wrote:And Boris has apparently tested positive.
Posted: 27 Mar 2020, 13:01
The hypocrisy of tories clapping the same nurses they denied a pay rise (they cheered then, btw), clapping the same nhs they have systematically cut to bits over the last decade, has tipped me over the howling edge todayPista wrote:I watched him and Sunak clapping last night and at the end of the clip, dispite warnings not to have friends over or to visit people, Sunak followed him into No. 10mh wrote:And Boris has apparently tested positive.
Posted: 27 Mar 2020, 13:01
I seriously laughed out loud.
Irony at its best.
Posted: 27 Mar 2020, 13:36
Yeah totallyhellboy69 wrote:The hypocrisy of tories clapping the same nurses they denied a pay rise (they cheered then, btw), clapping the same nhs they have systematically cut to bits over the last decade, has tipped me over the howling edge today
You'll stand on your doorstep to applaud the NHS but you also consistently vote to defund it. OK boomer.