What is the most stupid thing you've ever done?

[Mrs RicheyJames]

I dunno. I'm my experience, most of em don't (Or is that just me? lol).........but some do!!! I guess it's all about pot luck when you're an English lass

woe is us and all that............Or maybe I should have been born in another country

[zigeunerweisen]

This is a big generalization, so obviously doesn't apply to everyone, but from what i've seen brit guys are more interested in getting drunk and discussing Beckham's new hairstyle than in sex with girls.
Sorry guys

[zigeunerweisen]

And that's a shame, you've got some very atractive girls over there.
What a waste

[Black Planet]

[Mrs RicheyJames]

And that's a shame, you've got some very atractive girls over there.
What a waste

Well it's obviously not a waste if that means there's more English lasses for you foreign types...............

[Scardwel]

This is a big generalization, so obviously doesn't apply to everyone, but from what i've seen brit guys are more interested in getting drunk and discussing Beckham's new hairstyle than in sex with girls.

Hehe. This is attributed to the current UK licensing laws, which encourage binge drinking. And for some reason, professional football players are idolised like gods. For most blokes it's want they want to be.

And that's a shame, you've got some very atractive girls over there.
What a waste

Well that's debatable. Have you ever read Viz? There's more truth in that publication than you might think.

[Petseri]

Nah, that's only on the telly..........we're all as rough as ars*s, hey and guess what, we even fart!!!!!!!!!! imagine that!!!! LOL

From now on, I will imagine Sexygoth farting whenever I see her avatar. Does that explain the grin?

Martin

[lachert]

Really Stinking farts
Can't be.

[James Blast]

Heat Seepers probably, Zoicks!

[Mrs RicheyJames]

Nah, that's only on the telly..........we're all as rough as ars*s, hey and guess what, we even fart!!!!!!!!!! imagine that!!!! LOL

From now on, I will imagine Sexygoth farting whenever I see her avatar. Does that explain the grin?

Martin

I of course don't........I'm just like the Queen and Posh Spice!!!

Mind you, I bet the Queen's a right dirty bitch..........These inbred posh types often are y'know!!!?

[Mrs RicheyJames]

...........And I'm not saying that I am inbred OR a dirty bitch here............<Note to self.........Don't post after a VERY heavy night on the booze at 6 in the bloody morning!!>

[andymackem]

This is a big generalization, so obviously doesn't apply to everyone, but from what i've seen brit guys are more interested in getting drunk and discussing Beckham's new hairstyle than in sex with girls.
Sorry guys

Don't know how it looks from the outside, but at least half my mates seem to think that talking about the sex they've had (sometimes within the last five years or so) is more interesting than actually having the sex in the first place.

I'd prefer to think that actions speak louder than words ... but maybe I missed the point completely.

As far as British women go, I'm currently seeing an English girl for the first time since 1998. In between there have been two Scots (one of whom grew up in Argentina), a Jamaican, a Russian and a French girl.

Then again, if you lived in Southend you wouldn't fancy the locals either.

[zigeunerweisen]

Then again, if you lived in Southend you wouldn't fancy the locals either.

Hehehe, i'll take your word for it

[zigeunerweisen]

Don't know how it looks from the outside, but at least half my mates seem to think that talking about the sex they've had (sometimes within the last five years or so) is more interesting than actually having the sex in the first place.

Damn, i'm moving to England. The girls must be desperate

[Quiff Boy]

What is the most stupid thing you've ever done?

start a forum for the sisters of mercy!

[andymackem]

there's over 60 million people on this island, i think its safe to assume
that people have hetrosexual sex pretty regularly here

Not according to the Daily Mail. Only single mothers and asylum seekers ever have sex (not necessarily with each other, from what I can make out). Therefore sex is very bad indeed.

Daily Mail readers are allowed to have it twice. Once on their wedding night and once when they decide they need a sibling for the product of their wedding night. It's like Catholicism but with a higher moral tone.

[note for foreign readers: Daily Mail is a detestably smug right-wing paper which is angry about almost everything in contemporary Britain. Best of all, it always has been. In 10 years time this will be a golden age, comparatively speaking!]

[Quiff Boy]

there's over 60 million people on this island, i think its safe to assume
that people have hetrosexual sex pretty regularly here

Not according to the Daily Mail. Only single mothers and asylum seekers ever have sex (not necessarily with each other, from what I can make out). Therefore sex is very bad indeed.

Daily Mail readers are allowed to have it twice. Once on their wedding night and once when they decide they need a sibling for the product of their wedding night. It's like Catholicism but with a higher moral tone.

[note for foreign readers: Daily Mail is a detestably smug right-wing paper which is angry about almost everything in contemporary Britain. Best of all, it always has been. In 10 years time this will be a golden age, comparatively speaking!]

[markfiend]

Interestingly, if you read Daily Mail archives from the mid-1930s, their articles about Jewish refugees from the Nazis are almost word-for-word identical to the ones they're writing now about asylum-seekers.

[zigeunerweisen]

there's over 60 million people on this island, i think its safe to assume
that people have hetrosexual sex pretty regularly here

Not according to the Daily Mail. Only single mothers and asylum seekers ever have sex (not necessarily with each other, from what I can make out). Therefore sex is very bad indeed.

If only single mothers and asylum seekers have heterosexual sex and not with each other, that means there must be at least one very satisfied, and very tired, man in the UK.

I'm all for helping my fellow men, so i'm going to your pretty island and take some of his burden.

Poor guy, don't worry dude, i'll help you.

[zigeunerweisen]

there's over 60 million people on this island, i think its safe to assume
that people have hetrosexual sex pretty regularly here

Don't worry c drive, all this is supposed to be a joke. Of course men have heterosexual sex in the UK and of course women do too. Noone thinks otherwise.

[sam donut]

This is a big generalization, so obviously doesn't apply to everyone, but from what i've seen brit guys are more interested in getting drunk and discussing Beckham's new hairstyle than in sex with girls.
Sorry guys

This is complete bollocks! I have no interest in Beckham's hairstyle.
Getting drunk? Fair enough. And discussing cricket. That's about right.

[sam donut]

.. oh...
and don't even get me on to the evil bigotted piece of f**k that is the Daily Mail.


*There is not smilie (or not-so-smilie) to convey my hatred for that hate-mongering rag*

[markfiend]

...And discussing cricket...

At last, someone with an interest in the real beautiful game.

I bowl a mean leg-break, but my googly still needs some work. Anyone else?

[Planet Dave]

...And discussing cricket...

At last, someone with an interest in the real beautiful game.

I bowl a mean leg-break, but my googly still needs some work. Anyone else?

Left-arm medium-fast (becoming more medium every season) inswingers. Ace for flummoxing left-hand batsmen, and ace for the keeper and slips too (assuming they're awake / sober).

Right-hand slogger wit' bat (a Gray Nichols 'Monster' - I had to). Largely a function of boredom.

Dave

[hallucienate]

I'll pretend to be intertested in a good international day/night match, mainly for the last half hour of each innings when the ball starts really flying.