Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Padstar
Utterly Bastard Smurph
Posts: 1800 Joined: 26 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Purplerainsville, UK
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21 Apr 2004, 21:29
Gripper wrote: emilystrange wrote: miss goth, the two of us have enough to talk about without resorting to knitting. fear not.
Yeah, like cooking, cleaning, perfume, and 'women's things'
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go brother, go brother !!!
THE WORMS HAVE TURNED!!!!
Paddy
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
21 Apr 2004, 21:31
BOTH of you have taken brave pills, and BOTH of you are in trouble.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Gripper
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 774 Joined: 24 Apr 2003, 01:17
Location: Zap City
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21 Apr 2004, 21:35
emilystrange wrote: BOTH of you have taken brave pills, and BOTH of you are in trouble.
(Stands on distant hillside waggling arse)
Don't give a toss!
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
21 Apr 2004, 21:37
YOU know better, gripper, after all these years... paddy shoudl but is inexperienced in these matters
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Gripper
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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21 Apr 2004, 21:38
emilystrange wrote: YOU know better, gripper, after all these years... paddy shoudl but is inexperienced in these matters
I refer the 'lady' to the answer I gave some moments previously
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
21 Apr 2004, 21:40
just don't whinge to me after i've broken both your legs.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Gripper
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 774 Joined: 24 Apr 2003, 01:17
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21 Apr 2004, 21:41
emilystrange wrote: just don't whinge to me after i've broken both your legs.
You couldn't even reach my legs. A broken toenail, maybe...
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
21 Apr 2004, 21:44
yes, i can. i've kicked them before.
be afraid.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699 Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else
21 Apr 2004, 22:36
... knit one, purl one......
ad infenitum
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Mrs RicheyJames
Overbomber
Posts: 4128 Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.
21 Apr 2004, 22:51
Gripper wrote: emilystrange wrote: miss goth, the two of us have enough to talk about without resorting to knitting. fear not.
Yeah, like cooking, cleaning, perfume, and 'women's things'
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You silly silly man
Only a paand.
Big Si
School Bully
Posts: 6747 Joined: 19 Nov 2002, 00:00
Location: Glesga Central
21 Apr 2004, 23:26
emilystrange wrote: i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?
Permission granted!
Black Planet
Andrew's Love Goddess
Posts: 2170 Joined: 02 Jun 2003, 20:16
22 Apr 2004, 02:23
emilystrange wrote: i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?
YES
And NO IT WILL NOT FEATURE KNITTING.
BP calms down.
Womens Corner...
Features small stage...live acts..and currently has the following acts booked
The Darkness
HIM
Performances are thrice daily and midnight.
Ladies ONLY.
Big Si will arrange mens entertainment.
NO NO on piccys that do not meet QB's Standards.. Post a link and a warning... Please.
BP
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181 Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
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22 Apr 2004, 09:59
Just noticed Big Si's new avatar.
Can I have another drink please? A "Vodka Martini Dean Martin": take a glass of vodka and wave it in the general direction of Italy.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571 Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28
Location: On the lone and the level ....
22 Apr 2004, 11:20
Big Si wrote: Black Dahlia wrote: Big Si wrote:
Black Dahlia's tips and Thrash Harry's cheese toastie's!
*finally looks up from snogging Zed in a corner* "Oi!!"
Did I say tips? I mean't trick money!
*plunges her knitting needles into Big Si's eyeballs and returns to snogging ZM*
Hell is other people
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
22 Apr 2004, 12:38
Black Planet wrote: emilystrange wrote: i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?
YES
And NO IT WILL NOT FEATURE KNITTING.
BP calms down.
Womens Corner...
Features small stage...live acts..and currently has the following acts booked
The Darkness
HIM
Performances are thrice daily and midnight.
Ladies ONLY.
BP
for that, darling, you can have Von, Ville AND ZM for your very own, forever. xx
have you got through much of your tiara allocation yet?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
straylight
Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 233 Joined: 20 Apr 2004, 15:56
22 Apr 2004, 13:44
[quote="Big Si:
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All hail Ena & Minnie & the other one who must have died before I was born...But none of them as good as Elsie Tanner. Now there was a role model.
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
22 Apr 2004, 13:54
indeed. very true.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Big Si
School Bully
Posts: 6747 Joined: 19 Nov 2002, 00:00
Location: Glesga Central
22 Apr 2004, 14:06
markfiend wrote: Just noticed Big Si's new avatar.
Can I have another drink please? A "Vodka Martini Dean Martin": take a glass of vodka and wave it in the general direction of Italy.
.....Refills glass of pond water, spits in glass and adds earwax!
£6.99 please!
Big Si
School Bully
Posts: 6747 Joined: 19 Nov 2002, 00:00
Location: Glesga Central
22 Apr 2004, 14:10
Black Planet wrote: emilystrange wrote: i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?
YES
And NO IT WILL NOT FEATURE KNITTING.
BP calms down.
Womens Corner...
Features small stage...live acts..and currently has the following acts booked
The Darkness
HIM
Performances are thrice daily and midnight.
Ladies ONLY.
Big Si will arrange mens entertainment.
NO NO on piccys that do not meet QB's Standards.. Post a link and a warning... Please.
BP
www.stringfellows.com/
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181 Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
22 Apr 2004, 14:11
Big Si wrote: .....Refills glass of pond water, spits in glass and adds earwax!
£6.99 please!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Big Si
School Bully
Posts: 6747 Joined: 19 Nov 2002, 00:00
Location: Glesga Central
22 Apr 2004, 14:15
markfiend wrote: Big Si wrote: .....Refills glass of pond water, spits in glass and adds earwax!
£6.99 please!
Reet, yer barred noo, bawbag!
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181 Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
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22 Apr 2004, 14:18
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181 Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
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22 Apr 2004, 14:34
Cheers! *hic*
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571 Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28
Location: On the lone and the level ....
22 Apr 2004, 14:45
Hey Big Man !! Top avatar - modelled me hair on Servalan bless her!
Hell is other people