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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Gripper wrote:
emilystrange wrote:miss goth, the two of us have enough to talk about without resorting to knitting. fear not.
Yeah, like cooking, cleaning, perfume, and 'women's things'

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go brother, go brother !!!

THE WORMS HAVE TURNED!!!!

Paddy
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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BOTH of you have taken brave pills, and BOTH of you are in trouble.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:BOTH of you have taken brave pills, and BOTH of you are in trouble.
(Stands on distant hillside waggling arse)
Don't give a toss!
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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emilystrange
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YOU know better, gripper, after all these years... paddy shoudl but is inexperienced in these matters
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emilystrange wrote:YOU know better, gripper, after all these years... paddy shoudl but is inexperienced in these matters
I refer the 'lady' to the answer I gave some moments previously
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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just don't whinge to me after i've broken both your legs.
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emilystrange wrote:just don't whinge to me after i've broken both your legs.
You couldn't even reach my legs. A broken toenail, maybe...
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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yes, i can. i've kicked them before.
be afraid.
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... knit one, purl one...... ad infenitum

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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Gripper wrote:
emilystrange wrote:miss goth, the two of us have enough to talk about without resorting to knitting. fear not.
Yeah, like cooking, cleaning, perfume, and 'women's things'

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You silly silly man :twisted:
Only a paand.
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emilystrange wrote:i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?
Permission granted! :twisted:

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emilystrange wrote:i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?

YES

And NO IT WILL NOT FEATURE KNITTING.

BP calms down.

Womens Corner...


Features small stage...live acts..and currently has the following acts booked

The Darkness
HIM


Performances are thrice daily and midnight. :wink:

Ladies ONLY.


Big Si will arrange mens entertainment.


NO NO on piccys that do not meet QB's Standards.. Post a link and a warning... Please.

BP
:wink:
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Just noticed Big Si's new avatar. :notworthy:

Can I have another drink please? A "Vodka Martini Dean Martin": take a glass of vodka and wave it in the general direction of Italy.
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Big Si wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:
Big Si wrote: Black Dahlia's tips and Thrash Harry's cheese toastie's! :twisted:

*finally looks up from snogging Zed in a corner* "Oi!!"
Did I say tips? I mean't trick money! :wink: :twisted:

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*plunges her knitting needles into Big Si's eyeballs and returns to snogging ZM*
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Black Planet wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?

YES
And NO IT WILL NOT FEATURE KNITTING.
BP calms down.
Womens Corner...
Features small stage...live acts..and currently has the following acts booked
The Darkness
HIM
Performances are thrice daily and midnight. :wink:
Ladies ONLY.

BP
:wink:
for that, darling, you can have Von, Ville AND ZM for your very own, forever. xx
have you got through much of your tiara allocation yet?
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[quote="Big Si:

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All hail Ena & Minnie & the other one who must have died before I was born...But none of them as good as Elsie Tanner. Now there was a role model. :notworthy:
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indeed. very true.
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markfiend wrote:Just noticed Big Si's new avatar. :notworthy:

Can I have another drink please? A "Vodka Martini Dean Martin": take a glass of vodka and wave it in the general direction of Italy.
.....Refills glass of pond water, spits in glass and adds earwax!

£6.99 please! :twisted:
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Black Planet wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i've lost track.... can we have a girls corner where things make sense?

YES

And NO IT WILL NOT FEATURE KNITTING.

BP calms down.

Womens Corner...


Features small stage...live acts..and currently has the following acts booked

The Darkness
HIM


Performances are thrice daily and midnight. :wink:

Ladies ONLY.


Big Si will arrange mens entertainment.


NO NO on piccys that do not meet QB's Standards.. Post a link and a warning... Please.

BP
:wink:
:innocent:

www.stringfellows.com/ :twisted:
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Big Si wrote:.....Refills glass of pond water, spits in glass and adds earwax!

£6.99 please! :twisted:
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markfiend wrote:
Big Si wrote:.....Refills glass of pond water, spits in glass and adds earwax!

£6.99 please! :twisted:
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Reet, yer barred noo, bawbag!

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I wouldn't want to come to a place where they keep serving me pond-water and spit anyway :P

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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Big Si
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Here, have this one on the house!

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Cheers! *hic*
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Hey Big Man !! Top avatar - modelled me hair on Servalan bless her!
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