Heartland

boudicca wrote:

andymackem wrote:Well, one is engaged and the other pregnant so it probably was 'just a phase'.

They started work on a second album but never finished it. I think Eurovision (where they had a decent song but sang it abysmally) effectively ended their career.

I know far too much about this, don't I?

You worry me at times, mackem.

Keep 'em rollin' in boys.

I spoke too soon. Unlike certain elderly, short, bald fakers, it would appear our nubile young Russian fakers (who are, co-incidently also quite short) will release a new album on Oct 17. The English title will be 'Dangerous and Moving', 'Ludi Invalidi' in Russian.

In case it isn't horrific enough by itself, Sting is guesting on bass for one number.

It might mean an official release for two or three songs which have been floating around for a while, but since pirate recordings are rife in Russia there's not much point.

http://www.tatu.ru/news.html?id=94&page=0&l=en, if you happen to care.

If I were you I'd start hoping for more by Silver Ash instead. Chinese, very commercial but actually quite good. I'd have pasted some of their lyrics if I could type in pictographs. Gorgeous Devil was almost appropriate earlier on.

And I know I shouldn't cross-ref to other forums, but this is fantastic:

http://www.tatu.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2757 (link in English).

I might even sign up. Just to practise my Russian, of course.

andymackem wrote:In case it isn't horrific enough by itself, Sting is guesting on bass for one number.

That is genuinely quite disturbing!
He'll be teaching them his "eastern secrets" then...

Oh that's such a vile thought.

andymackem wrote:Gorgeous Devil was almost appropriate earlier on.

"Let me get my hands
On your mammary glands
And let me get your head in the conjugal bed
I say I say I say"

"A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand
I think I can help you get through your exams
Oh you Handsome Devil"...

andymackem wrote:And I know I shouldn't cross-ref to other forums, but this is fantastic:

http://www.tatu.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2757 (link in English).

I might even sign up. Just to practise my Russian, of course.

And the first "words" I read on that page were...

i seriously reckon tatu should be in a video-game or movie, wiv quillions of killin and blood and riding the punanni scenes, a movie about dig. which should be directed by quentin tarantino. or a movie where dey play two vampire assasin in for real kinky scool bi*ch outfits and thun fall in dig wiv each udda. well since im gettin so many motherfu**in ideas i might aswell write da well scrip.laters, drop me olla or a pm.



Yeah... I don't think Quiffy will be too worried about losing business to them...!

boudicca wrote:

andymackem wrote:And I know I shouldn't cross-ref to other forums, but this is fantastic:

http://www.tatu.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2757 (link in English).

I might even sign up. Just to practise my Russian, of course.

And the first "words" I read on that page were...

i seriously reckon tatu should be in a video-game or movie, wiv quillions of killin and blood and riding the punanni scenes, a movie about dig. which should be directed by quentin tarantino. or a movie where dey play two vampire assasin in for real kinky scool bi*ch outfits and thun fall in dig wiv each udda. well since im gettin so many motherfu**in ideas i might aswell write da well scrip.laters, drop me olla or a pm.



Yeah... I don't think Quiffy will be too worried about losing business to them...!

Richey James would have a field day!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

boudicca wrote:

andymackem wrote:And I know I shouldn't cross-ref to other forums, but this is fantastic:

http://www.tatu.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2757 (link in English).

I might even sign up. Just to practise my Russian, of course.

And the first "words" I read on that page were...

i seriously reckon tatu should be in a video-game or movie, wiv quillions of killin and blood and riding the punanni scenes, a movie about dig. which should be directed by quentin tarantino. or a movie where dey play two vampire assasin in for real kinky scool bi*ch outfits and thun fall in dig wiv each udda. well since im gettin so many motherfu**in ideas i might aswell write da well scrip.laters, drop me olla or a pm.



Yeah... I don't think Quiffy will be too worried about losing business to them...!

Richey James would have a field day!

Richey James probably wrote it...

boudicca wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

boudicca wrote: And the first "words" I read on that page were...

i seriously reckon tatu should be in a video-game or movie, wiv quillions of killin and blood and riding the punanni scenes, a movie about dig. which should be directed by quentin tarantino. or a movie where dey play two vampire assasin in for real kinky scool bi*ch outfits and thun fall in dig wiv each udda. well since im gettin so many motherfu**in ideas i might aswell write da well scrip.laters, drop me olla or a pm.



Yeah... I don't think Quiffy will be too worried about losing business to them...!

Richey James would have a field day!

Richey James probably wrote it...

Lemme know if yer gonna say something like that again... I don't want any more coca cola in my nose.

d00mw0lf wrote:Lemme know if yer gonna say something like that again... I don't want any more coca cola in my nose.

That's the wrong kind of coke...

boudicca wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:Lemme know if yer gonna say something like that again... I don't want any more coca cola in my nose.

That's the wrong kind of coke...

Without realising it, they had entered...The Boudicca Zone!

*do-dee-do-dee-do-dee!*

So no-one thought the prospect of them as vampires in 'kinky school bitch outfits' was worthy of comment?

Admirable restraint.

I'm not sure what 'quillions of killin and blood and ridin the punanni scenes' would entail, but I think it might be a long film to fit all that in.

Anyone heard from Black Horizons lately, btw?

timsinister wrote:Without realising it, they had entered...The Boudicca Zone!

*do-dee-do-dee-do-dee!*

Leave your scuples at the door...

boudicca wrote:

timsinister wrote:Without realising it, they had entered...The Boudicca Zone!

*do-dee-do-dee-do-dee!*

Leave your scuples at the door...

if ihad any scuples,thats where i'ld leave them.

i'm "unscupolous".

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

boudicca wrote:

timsinister wrote:Without realising it, they had entered...The Boudicca Zone!

*do-dee-do-dee-do-dee!*

Leave your scuples at the door...

if ihad any scuples,thats where i'ld leave them.

i'm "unscupolous".

And your spelling...

I'm so ashamed!

But it's YOU that have the Empire....

MadameButterfly wrote: But it's YOU that have the Empire....

Damn straight!

I don't doubt and I don't take direction!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

boudicca wrote:

timsinister wrote:Without realising it, they had entered...The Boudicca Zone!

*do-dee-do-dee-do-dee!*

Leave your scuples at the door...

if ihad any scuples,thats where i'ld leave them.

i'm "unscupolous".

That'll scupple ye....AARRRRRRHHH

MadameButterfly wrote: But it's YOU that have the Empire....

Not for long, though. I'd heard it was Empire down.

LOL. Very good!

andymackem wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote: But it's YOU that have the Empire....

Not for long, though. I'd heard it was Empire down.

Nah, just a rumour.

I've got the kingdom. I've got the key.

You've got Ulan Batur.

boudicca wrote:
You've got Ulan Batur.

And a yak.

I get a long white line.

Life is short and life is cruel
But we have fear and we have fuel

((Anyone know what the legalities of making covers of demo songs are? ))

Dark wrote: ((Anyone know what the legalities of making covers of demo songs are? ))

Unimportant...

boudicca wrote:

Dark wrote: ((Anyone know what the legalities of making covers of demo songs are? ))

Unimportant...

Good enough for me!

Time to Burn It Down!