Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
canon docre wrote:Myself ran into the lovely Mia Farrow at Kennedy airport. I showed her the devil sign as appreciation, but no reaction from the mother of the antichrist.
Good one!
BUT
canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.
Oh the shame indeed! There's a whole city full of people with Manchester accents! And our very own DAVE
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.
Oh the shame indeed! There's a whole city full of people with Manchester accents! And our very own DAVE
canon docre wrote:As for our Dave, unfortunately I haven't had the chance to hear him talk yet. I would be spellbound I'm sure.
Dave's usually so out of it that he's incapable of speech.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.
canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.
Is this the guy?
Doesent look like a boy band guy
my words exactly, hon. If guys like that are already gay, I foresee a dark future for myself.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.
Is this the guy?
Doesent look like a boy band guy
my words exactly, hon. If guys like that are already gay, I foresee a dark future for myself.
Autographs. Many autographs, inc Adam Ant, Pete Burns (and his one time Full Time Gob sh ite guitarist - go figure), All About Eve (Brecheno/Cousin/Reagan). I also used to take photos of heavy metal bands years ago when I was a student (too many to mention) and returning acts would sign or even buy them. My first commission came from this. It's great having access all areas and could tell a tale or two.
Touched? Shaken hands with all sorts of celebs (and Gob sh ite before I found out first hand that he is a Gob sh ite but the most memorable and, in my humble opinion, important was Adam Ant.
Bumped into Martin O'Neill and the entire Aston Villa Football squad yesterday morning. Miserable looking bunch of bastards, glad Liverpool beat them - even if O'Neill is a decent manager.
On the other hand, the brain of an idiot seldom weighs more than 23oz - Gray's Anatomy
Amusingly, a few years ago someone asked for my autograph, absolutely convinced that I was (then) Rangers player Alexei Mikhailichenko. Don't see it myself...
smiscandlon wrote:Amusingly, a few years ago someone asked for my autograph, absolutely convinced that I was (then) Rangers player Alexei Mikhailichenko. Don't see it myself...
I've been mistaken for Ian Broudie a few times.
On the other hand, the brain of an idiot seldom weighs more than 23oz - Gray's Anatomy
smiscandlon wrote:Amusingly, a few years ago someone asked for my autograph, absolutely convinced that I was (then) Rangers player Alexei Mikhailichenko. Don't see it myself...
It could have been worse, you could have been mistaken for a fuckin' Hibby .
My Dad has signed autographs as Archie McPherson a couple of times
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
scotty wrote:It could have been worse, you could have been mistaken for a fuckin' Hibby .
My Dad has signed autographs as Archie McPherson a couple of times
On the subject of sports, if I can segue this towards that other football game (the one played by men with oddly shaped balls, quite popular in the southern hemisphere I understand) - a few years ago my girlfriend contrived to get me a tour shirt signed by the entire Barbarians squad- Jonah Lomu, Lawrence Dallaglio, Zinzan Brooke, Dan Luger, Waisale Serevi etc.
Also have autographs of some of the classic All Blacks players (Colin Meads, Waka Nathan, Sean Fitzpatrick, Taine Randell, Norm Hewitt).
You do realise you've just reserved yourself a stabbin'?
In Bearsden, we do it with fancy cutlery, but the effect is much the same I think you'll find...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.
I only find this out now?
What did she smell like
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.
I only find this out now?
What did she smell like
never got that close Stephen , but in my oversexedunderfucked imagination..........somewhere between Anne-Marie & Liz McClarnon
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.
scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.
She's hot!
Shae was "hotter" then Nic , this was about 18 or 19 years ago.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.
She's hot!
Shae was "hotter" then Nic , this was about 18 or 19 years ago.
Good one! 
) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.
