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canon docre wrote:Myself ran into the lovely Mia Farrow at Kennedy airport. I showed her the devil sign as appreciation, but no reaction from the mother of the antichrist.

Good one!

BUT

canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.

Oh the shame indeed! There's a whole city full of people with Manchester accents! And our very own DAVE

boudicca wrote: BUT

canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.

Oh the shame indeed! There's a whole city full of people with Manchester accents! And our very own DAVE

Bare with me Claire. Years of drug-fuelled manqué-dom transformed this horrible boygroup- babyface into something almost acceptable.... believe me. He looks now like a 100 year old alcoholic - exactly my type!

As for our Dave, unfortunately I haven't had the chance to hear him talk yet. I would be spellbound I'm sure.

John Peel once turned up at one of our house parties. great fella

on the distant relations strand, jack alcock was my great uncle. he liked to fly

canon docre wrote:As for our Dave, unfortunately I haven't had the chance to hear him talk yet. I would be spellbound I'm sure.

Dave's usually so out of it that he's incapable of speech.

canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.

Is this the guy?



Doesent look like a boy band guy

Lynchfanatic wrote:

canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.

Is this the guy?



Doesent look like a boy band guy

my words exactly, hon. If guys like that are already gay, I foresee a dark future for myself.

Nope, he still has a face like a monkey's arse.
You can do way better, Jess. FACT!

canon docre wrote:

Lynchfanatic wrote:

canon docre wrote:Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame.

Is this the guy?



Doesent look like a boy band guy

my words exactly, hon. If guys like that are already gay, I foresee a dark future for myself.

Old age, hen. Old age....


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Autographs. Many autographs, inc Adam Ant, Pete Burns (and his one time Full Time Gob sh ite guitarist - go figure), All About Eve (Brecheno/Cousin/Reagan). I also used to take photos of heavy metal bands years ago when I was a student (too many to mention) and returning acts would sign or even buy them. My first commission came from this. It's great having access all areas and could tell a tale or two.

Touched? Shaken hands with all sorts of celebs (and Gob sh ite before I found out first hand that he is a Gob sh ite but the most memorable and, in my humble opinion, important was Adam Ant.

Bumped into Martin O'Neill and the entire Aston Villa Football squad yesterday morning. Miserable looking bunch of bastards, glad Liverpool beat them - even if O'Neill is a decent manager.

i've been hugged by paddy.

Amusingly, a few years ago someone asked for my autograph, absolutely convinced that I was (then) Rangers player Alexei Mikhailichenko. Don't see it myself...

smiscandlon wrote:Amusingly, a few years ago someone asked for my autograph, absolutely convinced that I was (then) Rangers player Alexei Mikhailichenko. Don't see it myself...

I've been mistaken for Ian Broudie a few times.

smiscandlon wrote:Amusingly, a few years ago someone asked for my autograph, absolutely convinced that I was (then) Rangers player Alexei Mikhailichenko. Don't see it myself...

It could have been worse, you could have been mistaken for a fuckin' Hibby .

My Dad has signed autographs as Archie McPherson a couple of times

scotty wrote:It could have been worse, you could have been mistaken for a fuckin' Hibby .

My Dad has signed autographs as Archie McPherson a couple of times

On the subject of sports, if I can segue this towards that other football game (the one played by men with oddly shaped balls, quite popular in the southern hemisphere I understand) - a few years ago my girlfriend contrived to get me a tour shirt signed by the entire Barbarians squad- Jonah Lomu, Lawrence Dallaglio, Zinzan Brooke, Dan Luger, Waisale Serevi etc.

Also have autographs of some of the classic All Blacks players (Colin Meads, Waka Nathan, Sean Fitzpatrick, Taine Randell, Norm Hewitt).

Anyone got the autographs of the Taliban United squad?

http://www.talibanreunited.com/football.html

is Mustapha Wanq one of hussey's aliases?

Big Si wrote:Old age, hen. Old age....


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You do realise you've just reserved yourself a stabbin'?
In Bearsden, we do it with fancy cutlery, but the effect is much the same I think you'll find...

boudicca wrote:In Bearsden, we do it with fancy cutlery, but the effect is much the same I think you'll find...

Y'see, Si, they have metal cutlery in Bearsden, not white plastic sporks..

I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.

scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.

I only find this out now?

What did she smell like

weebleswobble wrote:

scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.

I only find this out now?

What did she smell like

never got that close Stephen , but in my oversexedunderfucked imagination..........somewhere between Anne-Marie & Liz McClarnon

scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.

She's hot!

scotty wrote:

weebleswobble wrote:I only find this out now?

What did she smell like

never got that close Stephen , but in my oversexedunderfucked imagination..........somewhere between Anne-Marie & Liz McClarnon

And what do they smell like, Keith?

Nic wrote:

scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.

She's hot!

Shae was "hotter" then Nic , this was about 18 or 19 years ago.

scotty wrote:

Nic wrote:

scotty wrote:I've had a few drinks with Shirley Manson when she was in Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, a friend of mine was mates with Big John Duncan of Exploited, Blood Uncles, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Gin Goblins and Nirvana fame, I'd meet Pete in the TRON BAR quite often, he'd be meeting Big John who'd be meeting Shirley & Rhona etc, this was years before she was in Garbage, she still worked in Miss Selfridge at the time.

She's hot!

Shae was "hotter" then Nic , this was about 18 or 19 years ago.

Yeah well, she's not to shabby no either.

Still so very, very hot