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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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eotunun wrote:Is presenting facts about yourself a base for others to get a hint on how they could get you with an attack?
Many other animals use all kinds of dreadful show to scare off enemies. We carry that instinct in us as well.
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And why would you have to feel threatened when you're on HL, it's a safe place !? :roll: :innocent:
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Can I join here too mateys? After all, I was considered a male for most of my HL time. ;D

I'd do her:

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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:Can I join here too mateys? After all, I was considered a male for most of my HL time. ;D

I'd do her:

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in the contrary of what ladies think about Iz and Planet Dave, you are welcome here ;D ......for me
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canon docre wrote:Can I join here too mateys? After all, I was considered a male for most of my HL time. ;D

I'd do her:

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well that will keep me going for at least 3 of the 4 days I'm away :innocent:
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:notworthy: Welcome! :notworthy:
Finally one in here to take care of the good looking. :wink:
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canon docre wrote:Can I join here too mateys? After all, I was considered a male for most of my HL time. ;D
Only because of the Chewbacca avatar you were. :P
Emmanuel Béart... Too bad she had too much surgery. :(
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Lilly Allen?

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Maybe if she kept her f**king mouth shut.
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Dark wrote:Maybe if she kept her f**king mouth shut.
still laughing at that one :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Dark wrote:Maybe if she kept her f**king mouth shut.
KORIN! :eek:
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He's allowed to Madame, we left our high-and-mighty morals at the door to this thread!

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Trespassing, MB? Oh, the irony...

No, I just don't like her music or poor humour. She'd be fairly pretty if it weren't for those somewhat major downsides.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Dark wrote:Maybe if she kept her f**king mouth shut.
KORIN! :eek:
They grow up so fast, don't they?
In Germany we say "Blöd fickt gut" (I bet the swearfilter doesn't work multilingual, so that should work here ;D)
That means "Dafties shag well", and she looks a pretty..
If one doesn't have to keep her, why not? :innocent:
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timsinister wrote:He's allowed to Madame, we left our high-and-mighty morals at the door to this thread!

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yeah and boys will never change. :P
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Dark wrote:Trespassing, MB? Oh, the irony...

No, I just don't like her music or poor humour. She'd be fairly pretty if it weren't for those somewhat major downsides.
Nah, just the blatant sexist lookin' after young minds....

Good for you young lad :!: So in truth you wouldn't DO her.
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I just remembered "Smile", therefore I'm retracting the "maybe if" and replacing it with a "Not even if".

There are some levels to which I won't go. Brian Molko in the mid 90s is one I would, however.
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Shirley Manson is guaranteed to make me lose concentration...

Now the thread is moving in an interesting direction! 8)
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eotunun wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Dark wrote:Maybe if she kept her f**king mouth shut.
KORIN! :eek:
They grow up so fast, don't they?
In Germany we say "Blöd fickt gut" (I bet the swearfilter doesn't work multilingual, so that should work here ;D)
That means "Dafties shag well", and she looks a pretty..
If one doesn't have to keep her, why not? :innocent:
Yes they do and we don't let go easily.
Yes also says german boys will never learn either! :twisted:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Yes they do and we don't let go easily.
In that case I'll pass and some other bloke can have the trouble, while I look out for a better girl.. Shagging is overated, you know?
King for a day, fool for a lifetime, anyone? :wink:
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Four of you in here don't belong in here *this thread*...

...You have become girls thanks to no respect for a ladies thread... :evil:

It smells bad in here and it's a shame that a handful of women can outrun you lot...NOT really just proves we have more respect..

now *flutters away never to enter again*
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We've become girls? Some of us were already halfway there..

Nor do we all confuse shagging with anything more. Nor are we always outrun. Who's the one running? Do you drive, or are you driven? :von:
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timsinister wrote:Shirley Manson is guaranteed to make me lose concentration...

Now the thread is moving in an interesting direction! 8)
Ohhh yess!
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She definately has something *very* special.
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MadameButterfly wrote:...You have become girls thanks to no respect for a ladies thread...
Define respect, please. Fearing mistreatment is not respecting, aye? :wink:
Oh, and mentioning real men. a (faked) Delta Airways commercial said:
A real man lands where he wants to!
Buba.
Oh, and next time you execute the anounced punishment, which involves blunt knives, do forget to sharpen them, they aren't blunt otherwise! :P
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Woops! I'll be back in - oooh - a few minutes... :innocent:
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Am I reading this right? The only violence has arisen from the women?

I thought men were supposed to be the barbarians?!

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