Heartland

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:ignore blast; we're just not used to women posting regularly in sisters chat. we've had to take all the topless calendars down and clean the bog.

thank christ for that - do you realise that i have been crossing my legs for the past month

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:actually i think i've got a dvd from some european festival where he's wearing an orange visi-jacket (think road-"worker" rather than raver) which is rather fetching.

what - a hi-viz vest available from ARCO* for about £6.99

*available from other good retailers

actually i have one here that he can have - may be too big for compact but has our company logo on the back - may as well do some advertising for us whilst he's good

do you think he has a forklift licence too

back on topic... i know, shame on me

i'd ask him what his cats are called. i know it's none of my business, but i'm curious.

he can tell me to go stick my head in a meat grinder if he sees it as an invasion of privacy.

LouLou wrote:back on topic... i know, shame on me

i'd ask him what his cats are called. i know it's none of my business, but i'm curious.

he can tell me to go stick my head in a meat grinder if he sees it as an invasion of privacy.

But that's a nice idea ...

Being645 wrote:

LouLou wrote:back on topic... i know, shame on me

i'd ask him what his cats are called. i know it's none of my business, but i'm curious.

he can tell me to go stick my head in a meat grinder if he sees it as an invasion of privacy.

But that's a nice idea ...

which one?

me asking what his cats are called or sticking my head in a meat grinder?

LouLou wrote: which one?

me asking what his cats are called or sticking my head in a meat grinder?

Sugar, ... I would never vote for anybody's head being sticked into a meat grinder ...

On the other hand ... , if there's reason ... but no. No.

Don't know if anyone has said this already, but mine would be:

"What the hell is your problem?"

crash_and_burn wrote:Don't know if anyone has said this already, but mine would be:

"What the hell is your problem?"

hmm??

LouLou wrote:back on topic... i know, shame on me

i'd ask him what his cats are called. i know it's none of my business, but i'm curious.

he can tell me to go stick my head in a meat grinder if he sees it as an invasion of privacy.

I thought he didn't currently have cats due to pressure of being on tour?

Whenever I take a look at this topic, I start hearing this stupid 90's song in my head, the one with the video in which the woman was hoovering a lawn full of fried eggs, and talking to her dog.
It's been stalking me all day today, can't get it out of my head.

Moakahontas wrote:

crash_and_burn wrote:Don't know if anyone has said this already, but mine would be:

"What the hell is your problem?"

hmm??

You know - worshiped by so many and yet no new album for decades, being so peculiar about things, his voice being practically turned off at many live performances - all these things that are discussed quite a bit on here and that I wouldn't want to rehash.

Still love the band, but I thought that it would be funny to ask him this in some parallel universe. In the real world, I don't know that I have a real desire to meet him (or any of my favorite rock stars - not singling him out or anything).

silentNate wrote:

LouLou wrote:back on topic... i know, shame on me

i'd ask him what his cats are called. i know it's none of my business, but i'm curious.

he can tell me to go stick my head in a meat grinder if he sees it as an invasion of privacy.

I thought he didn't currently have cats due to pressure of being on tour?

i seem to recall reading somewhere that what he disliked most about tours is that he had to leave his cats behind. chances are it's an old interview though.

so you're probably right

damn, i'll have to find something else to ask him now

LouLou wrote:

silentNate wrote:

LouLou wrote:back on topic... i know, shame on me

i'd ask him what his cats are called. i know it's none of my business, but i'm curious.

he can tell me to go stick my head in a meat grinder if he sees it as an invasion of privacy.

I thought he didn't currently have cats due to pressure of being on tour?

i seem to recall reading somewhere that what he disliked most about tours is that he had to leave his cats behind. chances are it's an old interview though.

so you're probably right

damn, i'll have to find something else to ask him now

you could ask him if he would like a cat and what he would call it

crash_and_burn wrote:

Moakahontas wrote:

crash_and_burn wrote:Don't know if anyone has said this already, but mine would be:

"What the hell is your problem?"

hmm??

You know - worshiped by so many and yet no new album for decades, being so peculiar about things, his voice being practically turned off at many live performances - all these things that are discussed quite a bit on here and that I wouldn't want to rehash.

Still love the band, but I thought that it would be funny to ask him this in some parallel universe. In the real world, I don't know that I have a real desire to meet him (or any of my favorite rock stars - not singling him out or anything).

arent a lot of creative folk peculiar (mot saying that is of course)

"May I talk with mr. Taylor, please?"

Evan Von Himmel wrote:"May I talk with mr. Taylor, please?"

That´s good!