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mh wrote:I can't unsee it!
I did warn you! :lol:
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mh wrote:I can't unsee it!
I did warn you! :lol:
I only have myself to blame. :urff:
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"let us prey" looks to me like it says "let us yeeg"

Beware the Yeeg! you foreigns and people of different sexual orientation. Your time is nigh!
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I wish you were a guy so I could call you a dick... howzabout flange ;D
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Let Us Yeeg :twisted:
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EvilBastard wrote:
James Blast wrote:eh?

I wish you were a guy so I could call you a dick... howzabout flange ;D
The Flangic Howzabout? :eek:

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YeegFlangeDick!
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Fire at the Glasgow School of Art

Very sad to see such a beautiful building go up in flames.
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markfiend wrote:Fire at the Glasgow School of Art

Very sad to see such a beautiful building go up in flames.
Yeah. This pics on the Beeb are pretty heartbreaking.
Glad they got everyone out though.
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Given the fire started in the basement, and most of the interior of the building is wooden, I think it's safe to say that the building is f*cked. :( :( :(
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I'm gutted, and then the git in me thought 'maybe it's one of those installations - I call this piece hot and burny'

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weebleswobble wrote:I'm gutted, and then the git in me thought 'maybe it's one of those installations - I call this piece hot and burny'

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that's taking deep-frying to new depths... :innocent:
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First UKIP defector? Councillor Malcolm Pritchard just announced on BBC Radio Lancs he has resigned and gone independent after 50mins as UKIP councillor.

https://twitter.com/GrahamJones_MP/stat ... 7344394240

If true, then surely this is a record!

If it continues at this rate then, by my calculations, UKIP will lose all their Councillors by Wednesday evening. :lol:
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Where is the like button?

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weebleswobble wrote:I'm gutted, and then the git in me thought 'maybe it's one of those installations - I call this piece hot and burny'

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that's taking deep-frying to new depths... :innocent:
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Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:Fire at the Glasgow School of Art

Very sad to see such a beautiful building go up in flames.
Yeah. This pics on the Beeb are pretty heartbreaking.
Glad they got everyone out though.
Glad to hear that they have managed to salvage the building and 70% of the contents. CRM has always been my favourite designer and GSA is his masterpiece.
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Newsworthy in Brighton today:

http://instagram.com/p/oqH5-Bq-kW/

(Edit to add: it should be noted that the Brighton Argus has a habit of producing such headlines)
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Mental: http://www.irishtimes.com/news/video?vid=1.1842352
A pizza chain in the northern Russian city of Syktyvkar has begun pizza deliveries by drone. The chopper drones involved were developed by a Russian company who says they can fly at a speed of up to 25 mph
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mh wrote:Mental: http://www.irishtimes.com/news/video?vid=1.1842352
A pizza chain in the northern Russian city of Syktyvkar has begun pizza deliveries by drone. The chopper drones involved were developed by a Russian company who says they can fly at a speed of up to 25 mph
I read a similar story about pizza delivery in India.
I'll see your pizza drone & raise you pepper spray bullet firing drones
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Pista wrote:
mh wrote:Mental: http://www.irishtimes.com/news/video?vid=1.1842352
A pizza chain in the northern Russian city of Syktyvkar has begun pizza deliveries by drone. The chopper drones involved were developed by a Russian company who says they can fly at a speed of up to 25 mph
I read a similar story about pizza delivery in India.
I'll see your pizza drone & raise you pepper spray bullet firing drones
Either of which would be a suitable method of delivery for this gentleman: http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/ ... -1.1851443
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Irony on a Morissettian scale
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cover up perhaps or too much water boarding
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dickhead cow-botherer wrote:I love the Spanish fighting bull. It’s the most wonderful animal in the world and I’m proud to have been gored by one.
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what a wet excuse.. :innocent:
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Dublin firm creates plug-in to 'rid internet' of Garth Brooks
Sick of the Garth Brooks concert "debasco" dominating everything you read online? Want to block all things Garth Brooks related from your newsfeed?

Dublin-based digital media firm EightyTwenty has created a solution called "Garth Blocks" in an attempt to give the public some respite.

The company says the Chrome plug-in rids the internet of all references to the American country singer.
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