Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 16 Jun 2023, 10:09
Man arrested for suspected trunk and disorderly behaviour.
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Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 21 Jun 2023, 14:01
Breaking: Tortoise escapes. Is found again.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 23 Jun 2023, 13:00
Hello police? I think I'm being followed......Description? ...ermm four legs, a tail, pointy ears, whiskers, furry...
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 14 Jul 2023, 21:58
This is a little more political than we use to do in this thread, but it is the most impressive candidate Seppuku i have ever seen before running for an election ever 
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 14 Jul 2023, 22:13
And an update to the above news...
That made me laugh
That made me laugh
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 21 Jul 2023, 22:26
Nothing to see here, just racoons try to enter inside...
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 23 Jul 2023, 09:25
Pro tip: Always specify which Ronaldo.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 04 Aug 2023, 08:06
A Cafe-Bar-Barbeque near Corinth-Greece organizes a big tribute to Pink Floyd, named 
This is not a joke, it's real event with a big Pig BBQ included.
This is not a joke, it's real event with a big Pig BBQ included.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 06 Aug 2023, 08:07
"We're going to be away for a week. Would you mind taking our bin out?"
"Of course. No problem."
"Of course. No problem."
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 11 Aug 2023, 10:49
Before I save this penalty kick, I will....pull a length of coloured ribbon from my nose.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 21 Aug 2023, 12:13
Suffolk police request erections around tombstones to stop people having sex on them.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 29 Aug 2023, 13:31
Batman has relocated.....to Norwich.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 10:10
It's like the Turin Shroud.......only Elvis.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 02 Sep 2023, 10:31
Your dog wants s̶t̶e̶a̶k̶.......... to see Metallica play Master of Puppies in concert
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 06 Sep 2023, 12:26
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 08 Sep 2023, 11:53
We asked AI what people from Basingstoke look like &........ nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 10 Sep 2023, 15:39
Breaking: Singer nobody's ever heard of reveals her ........favourite river of all time.
OF ALL TIME!
OF ALL TIME!
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 16 Sep 2023, 03:55
Oh, Tucker. Why do you keep doing that?
And yes, Andromeda is right on schedule to collide with the Milky Way.
In which case, it’s all moot.
And yes, Andromeda is right on schedule to collide with the Milky Way.
In which case, it’s all moot.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 20 Sep 2023, 11:47
Apparently it's perfectly okay to name your baby Methamphetamine Rules in Australia.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 03 Oct 2023, 16:19
And Australia is just the beginning…
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 07 Oct 2023, 11:30
First world problems: Soggy Shreddies.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 28 Oct 2023, 12:12
Near, far, wherever you are, you'll never escape Celine Dion in the New Zealand town of Porirua.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 08 Nov 2023, 08:38
It's not looking good for Santa this year.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Nov 2023, 19:48
Breaking: IKEA throws the tow...ehhh glove to Men's Towel Skirts market opponents